Nyahahah!

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

i can sense that I am not the only warrior of light in this popeyes bathroom

the concept of "canon" is fake anyway. if you write a fanfic with better emotional arcs than the original you win. i said what i said

(absolutely haunted expression, 1000 yard stare) Do yuo want to play with me this weekend

WTF are the horses doing

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

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omfg I can’t BELIEVE I hadn’t reblogged this adorable addition to my post yet. I love the balloon and the flower crown.

In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.