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every shonen character: i’m 11 and i dont care if i die

I mean have you ever met an 11 year old

11 year olds have the self preservation of someone who has met god and wasn’t impressed

That is literally the story of Fullmetal Alchemist.

all you have to say is something like “i dont personally really wanna watch this persons content because theyve been really weird in the past and made comments that make me uncomfortable” and people will take off and throw their clown shoes at you and honk about how cancel culture is toxic

the part in hunter x hunter where everyone starts voting for leorio just because he fucking called out and decked ging shows that the author really understands people

its really such an indescribable headspace going on long roadtrips in america (but not taking the scenic highways just using the interstates) like the road looks the same for hours. maybe you start driving into the mountains or you’re going out west and you go from plains to mountains to desert, but for the most part it just looks like trees and two stretches of asphalt for as far as you can see. you pull off at an exit to get something to eat or to get gas and it looks the same as every interstate exit you’ve ever been to. the stores might be different, maybe theres a burger king here where there was a mcdonalds at the last one. maybe its a different gas station chain. there’s a few strip malls but no two have the exact same stores. but it’s all the same. it all feels the same. there is no true sensory indication of where you are. you are both nowhere and anywhere. 

I guess I’m a mage/monk. Fairly accurate, really.

According to this, I’m a bard / mage

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?