Theo

i want the kind of mutual obsession that feels like we're going to eat each other alive

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

My dish washing job is just this I fear

Reblogging nasty shit on tumblr as if I’m not a shy bumbling mess of a thing irl

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

you can totally show me your tits as friends! we can totallyyy rub our clits together and get off to the sound of each other’s whines (as friends, of course!)

The intimacy of staring at each other while everyone else is talking

I haven’t had a real lesbian experience this year. it’s all trumps fault

my problem is i think every character concept can be improved by making them a little nonbinary. this has created a comically unrealistic concentration of People With A Weird Gender Thing Going On in my stories and i will not be stopping any time soon. im genders georg.

femmes always remember that your tummy will attract hot and needy butches