show me rocks

Harry du Bois would say this.

the g spot is inside the stab wound

come back to my place I’ve got relics bro

If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

my idiot minion ordered gender change traps for my megadungeon instead of sex change ones so now there are a bunch of adventurers wandering around physically unchanged but with wicked dysphoria

being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”

thats not a fag thats a canvasser for clean water action

this is like the boy version of “this is the butchest girl twitter can handle before they start getting scared.” that is a masc guy wearing a daisy pin

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

ok but if your dog wasnt a secret werewolf why did my silver bullets work on it