i am your knife

you've heard of "he would not fucking say that" now get ready for "he would not be that comfortable with his own sexuality"

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

I absolutely blame Facebook for this shift. Words cannot describe how freaking WEIRD it was in the mid-00s when there was suddenly this popular website where you were required to use your real, brickspace name and encouraged to post photos of yourself. Every single bit of Standard Internet Safety prior to then said that you should never ever ever do either of those.

anyway the thing about fanfic is that it's not essentially bad or good; it's essentially amateur. some people are absolutely out there writing award-worthy prose (some fic writers ARE award-winning writers IRL!), but that's not the point. the point is that we're all telling campfire stories. it's a community, and it's a way to spend some more time in the worlds and stories that we love.

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

You must jerk off and cry to absolve all of your sin

I’m the purest person in the world. Wings just shot out my back.

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

casting spell of : i dont think that's true

you have to remember that people will simply say all kinds of things

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

i think the common rhetoric that you shouldnt smoke because it doesnt look sexy is weird because firstly. many many people do think its sexy and pretending otherwise wont get us anywhere. but secondly and more crucially you shouldnt decide what to do and not do based on sex appeal maybe actually

"people wont think youre attractive" this "people wont want to fuck you" that like im sorry is this meant to be an awesome woke take ?? that you should modify your behaviour in order to best be fuckable ?? give me a fucking break

a smoke break, even

ok but real talk as a prolific smoker myself i am in fact in favour of encouraging non smokers to never start smoking in the first place. however whenever i see people trying to say dont smoke because it will make you less sexually appealing (and dont you know that your priority at all times should be preserving and maximising your sex appeal) I want to start biting and ripping and killing and tearing

i think non smokers/never smokers should stay tf out of it when it comes to people that already smoke tho like ive said its harder to quit than heroin and it always comes down to yall not knowing how to be normal about addicts of any stripe. put your money where your mouth is an support initiatives that actually support smokers lookng to quit instead of just being an asshole to random smokers, or shut up....blah blah u get the idea, ive said this all before.........but truthfully non/never smokers do not start smoking ! not because it will make you unfuckable though ffs