it fuckem wimdy

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

i am not well understood. which is also my fault

i dont let them research me

a good ship is always improved by having at least one other random character who is so so fucking mad that the ship is happening and is either seething about it or actively trying to break them up. i see the appeal of "everyone else played matchmaker and they're all cheering to see the ship holding hands!!" but i need at least one character, with any motivation, to be the world's pettiest hater about it come hell or high water. bonus points if the beef is completely onesided and they still get warmly invited to the wedding anyway

people hold so much hate in their heart. me especially though

I had to stop smoking sativa because whenever I smoked sativa at parties I would turn into an absolute menace and start bullying men specifically for no reason. I turned into public enemy number one of college boys

Ok so I flip butterfly knives as a hobby. I have a practice knife that is completely blunt. Anyways, I smoked too much sativa at a party once and started flipping my practice knife (which I do as a stim when I’m high). This frat boy asked me if I had an edible I could give him. I held my knife to his throat and told him to beg. I didn’t even have an edible to give him. Another time a guy told me to smile and I told him to say something funny. He stuttered uselessly for a while and when he didn’t produce anything funny I told him he was a failure. Another time this guy barked at me (I am visibly goth and on this night was in full tradgoth mode) and I went up to him, completely serious, told him to sit, then lay down, then roll over. When he didn’t do any of those things, I said he was a terrible fucking dog, and told him he should get put down. Anyhow, that’s why I don’t do sativa anymore.

I really hate seeing people do overly formal professional business stuff in public. Keep that freak shit behind closed doors. I don't care if they do it at their place of business, but they're shoving it down my throat

"sex" literally isn't real. "ohhh i just had sex" you "had" sex? where did it go? did it grow legs and run away?? idiot