Sarcastic Sinnamion Roll

in fair verona, we lay our scene

I think monsterfucking is about vulnerability. When you think about it

Something about knowing this being could destroy you and trusting them not to and in turn the monster is letting you see this part of them and trusting you not to be afraid or disgusted etc etc

It's also about fangs sexy

So like... now what? Does Tumblr get deleted now? We beat the final boss [phan hard launch]

I found many Kevin girlies disliking Jeremy. Why pookie? Why? Kevin would be disappointed that you hate his favorite exy player. Make Kevin day happy pookie and like his favorite exy player or else he will drink himself nasty. And we can’t have that pookie.

It’s bc Jeremy is who they pretend Kevin is lmao

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

the most tortured man alive wants to know if you want to go get a 7$ boba tea

Jean when Laila has a bad day

just imagine him frantically trying to figure out a way to cheer her up and catching sight of a fridge magnet and blurting out, "Tea!" and laila looks at him and is like wut and he says, "Let's go get your tea. I...would like to...try one." and it's excruciating to get the words out, it's physically painful, so he hurriedly adds, "but only a very small one. the smallest size. maybe a sample size, even. for me. You can get your normal size. Maybe I will even just try yours. i do not need one of my own." bc now he's actually slightly panicking but dammit if he didn't catch how excited laila's just gotten and she even has already smiled so now he has to do it and oh god why wasn't jeremy home to deal with laila's sadness

i don’t even flirt i just wear a motherfucker down until they want me

This is how I got my fiancé

Hate waiting… waiting for the third book of the dark rise trilogy. Waiting for TBC. Waiting for the Heartstopper movie. Like just give it to me nowwwww :( I don’t wanna wait

i love when people get so online that they start talking about how you shouldnt call yourself a pervert if youre only into normie shit like petplay and erotic hypnosis