gay

Quick, when someone is talking about "Blue" is it the doctor from the Among Us Show or the flower from Ch5 Deltarune

ugh of course he has two mothers. they just had to make it woke. and one of them's made of cloth and the other wire too. sick of this forced diversity bullshit

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

I’m ant man and this post took me two days to type

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

mom said it's my turn to hand out the ominous and vague warnings

that wasn’t mom

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

i never shouldve borrowed money from invincible feral pig mutant brothers

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

-_- *gievs in to all darkest urges*

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me