Xiang Fei: Hey! I'm not sexist!

Shen Yuan: Then explain this disgusting writing!

Xiang Fei: I write everyone that way. Continue to the next sentence

Shen Yuan: "...and Luo Binghe breasted boobily after." Huh

Shen Yuan: You're still a gross pig, just not a sexist one

AU where everything is the same but Shen Yuan is brazilian

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

Another sketch dump!! Some notes:

1. Another butterfly dream scene

2/3. I spent way too much time thinking about the french cover for vol4. Please go look at it if you haven't yet

4. HC being able to feel his ashes credit goes to the fic "A kiss to turn ashes into fire" by VampireFaun on ao3

5. I tried giving HC pointy ears... Too cute, too whimsical

6. HC 100% faked that cold

Would you love Shen Qingqiu as a demon?

Toph: I’ve been banned from every major city’s transportation system except Omashu

Bumi: Well, well, well. It seems I have finally met the troublemaker who has been causing such chaos with my rail systems.

Toph:…

Bumi: I must say, I am thoroughly impressed with your earthbending abilities. You remind me of myself when I was a lad.

Toph: Get to the point.

Bumi: I see great potential in you, Toph Beifong. I want you inherit my title once I am no longer fit to rule.

1. Implying Bumi was fit to rule at any point

1.1 except maybe in the sense that he was completely shredded

2. That he has no plans to die, (nor would death necessarily make him unfit to rule), but that he apparently intends to like. Tuck his arms and legs into himself and just roll off into the sunset.

Fortunately the clerks served under King Bumi the First and are well aquatinted with explaining chaos to the confused citizenry of Omashu. Without missing a beat they print the posters in 2 parts.

The first (read this aloud) part is a fairly standard Wanted poster explaining that King Bumi II Toph the Blind Melon Bandit Lord is Banned from the Omashu Transport system for crimes etc….