cryptic

the gay experience is total and utter hatred of our physical appearance & then two seconds later complete narcissism and autoeroticism

if you say derp in 2017 an elite internet sniper kills you f

goodbye

They sacrificed themself… To warn us…

Fun fact: My cat does this too and I was curious as to why so I asked the vet. Apparently your cat is hearing the stutter in your heart beat caused by the sneeze and is making sure you’re okay.

Me after thinking about something for three day straight: it… really isn’t that serious

We millennials have a pretty fucking low bar.

Literally how I defined “wealthy” to someone last week.  This is my rich.

Hearts be like, bump bump bump lol

cant relate

no reason for yall to hate raccoons theyre just tiny dogs in need of a loving n caring home

dogs dont have hands