idk about you but im trapped in a brain that hates me and im exhausted

bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries

the princess diaries was anne hathaway’s first movie and like can you imagine being in her place and just casually being told oh btw julie andrews is your co-star no pressure welcome to hollywood

that’s the plot of the movie 

I’m only 5 episodes into Hannibal but the thing I love most is that it starts out bonkers opposite to every other “guy with Problems Disorder solves crimes the police cant” TV show. Like in Psych or something the protagonist presents reasonable evidence and the person in charge will go “:/ sounds nice but unfortunately I don’t believe you” whereas Will Graham will lick the asphalt at the scene of the crime and b like “The killer ate this woman’s tendons because he wanted to experience the feeling of running through a field of freshly budded coneflowers. We’re looking for a tetraplegic who lost his mother as a child” and the FBI dudes are like “ah shit he’s prolly right”

haute couture

The many crowns of a royal

some people are so cute. like wtf where did you get the cheat code for that

… it’s 2020 and I’m still on tumblr

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!! 

The movie was Dog Day Afternoon if anyone was wondering