you're the milk to my coffee

me tonight after a 204th day in Trump’s America

Just so everyone knows Mike Pence’s website has been hacked and its wonderful 

me @ myself: so like….what exactly are you….going for

I always get the same things at restaurants but I always look through the menu just to confirm it is the thing I want

someone: hey are you okay me with no hesitation: *starts crying*

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted

boys are nice to look at but?? is it really worth it sis

please be gentle to your pets, they trust you so much and believe that whatever youre doing for them is the best thing. they trust you to be kind and benevolent. small critter or otherwise, you have the trust of this animal, and i implore you to be gentle and decent. don’t betray that trust

Excuse me, 911, i just witnessed a murder

HOLY SHIT

Sometimes self care is studying for that test. Sometimes it’s cleaning your room. Sometimes it’s having that conversation you’re afraid of having, confront that person you’re afraid to confront. Sometimes it’s not just wrapping yourself up in a blanket and relaxing. Sometimes instead, it’s taking action against the problem.

Unpopular opinion, but yeah.