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tbh the best way that i explain to other people what it feels like to live with an anxiety disorder is the one time when i had to get a fingerprint and background check done for a job and i, someone who has never received so much as a speeding ticket my whole life, spent thirty minutes panicking that i would fail because i might secretly be a criminal and have no idea 

man if I had a sword I wouldn’t be worried about shit

I have some good news for you

what is it

A horse’s teeth take up more space in their head than their brain

awwsome I don’t like horses

i am terrified

god put us on this earth to one day achieve the peace that this doggo is experiencing every day

In a way, isn’t the dream? You get to be an A-List Hollywood Star without all the baggage. You’re respected within the industry, you make millions, possess autonomy and can flex creative control over the projects you’re cast in, but at the end of the day you can walk down the street with your family no different from everybody else?

hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.

all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

i want to personally give everyone who reblogged this a high five

i’m screaming i just lost 8 followers after reblogging this bye fuckers i hope you all drop dead

Luckily for me, my followers are decent human beings and know that older people sexually assaulting children is fucking disgusting.

if you don’t reblog this you shall perish by my hand

you vaccinate your kids ? i squirt lemon in my son’s eyes to make him stronger against viruses . i activate his fight or flight response . he is so powerful he can now eat entire lemons , peel included .. tell me again how your vaccinated child isn’t inferior ?

😂😂😂😂 because my kid isnt going to die from polio. I could give two shits if she could power down a whole lemon.

my son has been trained to eat polio while your kid struggles to even eat a simple yellow fruit . Pathetic

Omg… your antivax mentality is so deluded that i cannot even begin to explain how you cannot eat polio because your tiny pinhead mind wouldnt be able to process it. Also, literally everything you have said qualifies as child abuse. I hope someone takes your kid away from you so they actually get a chance to live a decent and normal life free of debilitating diseases.

He has mastered laying eggs while your child learns the ABDs , don’t think for a second that they are the same . Your son is 2 ft getting no hoes while my son is 6’4 getting chicks daily . Don’t ever call my head a pin again

i literally hate language, i hate that you can just say shit like this and it actually makes sense

In this month alone a Holocaust memorial was vandalised with “subscribe to pewdiepie” on it as well like… what is not clicking

How is it Felix’s fault when it was the actions of some fucking idiots. He clearly doesn’t condone it yet y’all always overreact and blame him. It’s some dipshits doing and most of his fans disagreed with what happen. U just want a reason to get mad

49 people are dead your dear felix makes “ironic” racist and anti Semitic jokes on the daily and provides active platforms to neo Nazis and right wingers of all sorts. You have issues, go get checked

Show me where he said “go shoot up a mosque and kill 49 people” then, if you wanna blame this on him.

anyway i wish members of the us military would stop acting like someone forced them into it? the “i fight so you don’t have to” mentality is so annoying because literally no one asked you to do that

You’re literally using your freedom to complain about the people that gave it to you. This is absolute crap.

i dont trust baobabs they look like someone hastily resized a tree in ms paint