we rly in for it now bitch

you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.

wish i had 1,000 eyes so i could read 500 fics at the same time

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

Sorry I started sobbing uncontrollably when you expressed the slightest concern for my lack of human connection, and casually mentioned you think I deserve better than a life of isolation and loneliness. Super weird. Not sure what was up with that lol. You still think I’m cool and mysterious and sexy, right?