we rly in for it now bitch

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

every piece of media would be better with a butch in it

every piece of media would be better with a butch in it

every piece of media would be better with a butch in it

every piece of media would be better with a butch in it

every piece of media would be better with a butch in it

every piece of media would be better with a butch in it

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, it was a good 20 minutes conversation, he tells me Mindhunter Season 3 is in the works and it’s going to be great.

victor hugo was out of paris when his beloved novel les misérables was first published, so he telegraphed his publisher “?” to inquire about the book’s reception, to which his publisher promptly responded, “i still think you should have made inspector javert an elf girl”