we rly in for it now bitch

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

tomorrow i have to give my daughter’s pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery

to have a parent like this

one day jack goes “cas, what’s your last name?” and cas looks at sam, who shrugs at him, and then at dean, who is just. staring at him. and cas is about to say “i don’t have a last name” (which he thinks will make jack sad and then jack will share his own last name with cas, and castiel kline doesn’t sound too bad, cas supposes) but before he can open his mouth, dean says “winchester”. cas and sam stare at him. “okay!” jack says cheerfully, and cas croaks out “are you proposing to me?” which is insane because a) they’re not even dating and b) dean has said multiple times that cas is his brother, so obviously he’s referring to the fact that brothers share last names, but dean clenches his jaw and says “so what if i am?” sam stares at him in shock. jack is obviously confused by this turn of events. cas just nods and says yes, because what else is he supposed to do?

we’re at Ted Bundy :/

we’re at 9/11 :/

the hoes are scared of interpretive dance and commedia dell’arte

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

It's fascinating how fans are ready to destroy anyone who makes their favorite man even slightly uncomfortable. Like a character (usually a woman) who says a few rude things to the fandom's ultimate blorbo becomes the enemy number one. Someone who implies that fan favorite actor might have done something wrong gets burned at the stake. It's insane how far the fans are willing to go to protect their favorite man.

How do cats just manifest trash. You’ll vacuum your entire house and turn around and your cat will be running around with a kind of cardboard that didn’t exist until two seconds ago.

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline