where's the vodka

how dare they not share with us this beautiful and perfect moment how dare

Honestly if I was Chris Rock, I'd just retire. I'm not sure how you, as a comedian, come back from the humiliation of telling a joke so unfunny that the target's husband very calmly slaps the shit out of your face open-handed and then just as calmly returns to his seat, and then like 20 minutes later they call him back onstage and give him a trophy and he apologizes to everyone but you.

next week at the grammys i wanna see someone throw a chair at justin bieber. ive had a taste of award show violence and i fear i now crave it

men used to duel

Me listening to a bad song: This is so good

“You’re so quiet” dude I don’t make sense when I talk

the fact that harry potter still trends regularly on this site astounds me. why don’t y’all go watch some actual good movies, like howl’s moving castle. perhaps even read some better books, like howl’s moving castle

cats are like if autism was an animal

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever