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hey so do you guys think they'll wake up soon or what

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majorleagueupdates

BREAKING: our in-house psychic has determined that your favorite team has a 64.8% chance of "sucking so bad it horts" this season.

caligulalotus

i was joking when i said i’d pay to watch joel and parker fight each other but i’m not joking anymore i need to see it

caligulalotus

you guys see my vision right

[Image ID: An edit of the “i sword fight my ex gf in a denny’s parking lot” meme. The title is edited to read “ex boss” instead of “ex gf” and the two people in the video have their faces replaced with the twitter icons of stephen bell and the blaseball commissioner. End ID]

waveridden

“Lenny,” she says quickly. “It says Lenny on all my paperwork. Lenny Marijuana.“

“Oh,” Mike says. “You mean… Marijuana as in-”

“As in the drug,” Lenny says flatly. “And yes, as in my brothers, and no, I don’t want to talk about it, and no, I especially don’t want to talk about it with you.”

(In which Eleanor Marijuana, youngest sister to Dom and Randy, spends a decade in the shadows, falls in love, goes roller skating, pitches a shutout, and gets to grow up. 27.2k, additional warnings in a/n.)

waveridden

a little under three years ago i was experiencing one of the greatest influxes of creativity i’d felt in years despite being mid-pandemic and wrote a story about a very lonely girl finding love in a loveless world and then couldn’t title it for a while. i ended up naming it good grief after the dessa song (they say there’s good grief, how can you tell it from the bad?) even though i wasn’t super into her at the time. today i got to see this song performed live with my partner standing next to me. the world is beautiful and full of love. also read this fic

#absolutely read this fic #blaseball #fic rec #lenny marijuana #seattle garages

majestic-salad

Shrimprat zine teaser <3

#blaseball #rat love #shrimp chocolate #hades tigers

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graepix

Midnight poll! Do you miss Blaseball?

No.

What’s Blaseball?

Yes, like an old friend

Yes, like an ex

Yes, like a piece of media that ended

Blaseball is still alive in my dreams 😌

Fuck!

I miss Blaseball in some other way/See results

Voting ended onSep 10, 2023

I know it’s only been a few months since it officially ended but it’s been a long time since we saw play. I want to feel normal, so let’s see if and how you miss Blaseball.

doctorwhoisadhd

parker macmillan did 9/11 @blaseball

lenasai

mr. commissioner a second firewalker has hit the towers

orbleglorb

afaik parker was in the vault from the end of prehistory (1987) until the end of expansion (roughly 50 years after 2020, so... 2070?) which makes this even funnier. they let him out of the vault in 2001 and he fucked up so bad they had to put him back

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orbleglorb

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nonbinarywillow

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unwindingfractal

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caelumsthelimit

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swandive2estuary

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iconocat

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thisplacewillgrow

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fateology

Ode to the Wild and Temporary

#blaseball #dallas steaks #nathaniel wilds

crowcaws

After the End

Blaseball is over so I’m handing out happy endings, because what is the Dale spirit if not to bookend the horror with joy?

#jenna maldonado #qais dogwalker #blaseball #miami dale

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spiral-joe

With the end of Blaseball I wanted to do one more of these to commemorate a game that really defined my lockdown experience. Sad to see it go.

facw

goodbye, jt prime, you were funny

[ID: A digital ink drawing of Jessica Telephone on a blank background. JT has peanut scarring and a rotary phone in place of the upper part of her face, where the numbers are all eyes circling the round plate. She wears a big hoodie that says, “I’m 85% funny, 15% good at blaseball.” A speech bubble from offscreen reads “hey, you look like that telephone lady from TV!” All ten of her eyes display a different aspect of exhaustion, irritation, and boredom as she responds, “uhh no shit.” A phone hovers above her head. End ID.]

#jessica telephone #blaseball

rollinkunz

A bunch of Blaseball fan art that I won’t have another reason to post ever, probably! But that I’m still proud of. Above is The Anchor at Sunken Charleston, home of the now-and-forever-champions Charleston Shoe Thieves (Our Kicks!)

Blood Hamburger, lovable meat-man and occasionally excellent player. He and the rest of these character portraits were cursed after fighting the peanut god at the end of season 09. If I remember correctly.

Esme Ramsey was twice-cursed, once by the Peanut and again with a zillion ghosts. The Haunted ability was meant to be an interesting buff (I think) but basically mostly made Esme into a carousel of beloved-but-useless dead players. Both Esme and Blood made it into print in an actual Charleston newspaper at one point, which is fucking bananas.

Richardson Games won a cool grappling hook in a raffle and proceeded to turn into the entirety of the Shoe Thieves’ defense for several seasons. Good at stealing, too. An absolute legend, but a sleeper star player as far as most of the league was concerned.

Velasquez earned the nickname “Twofer” because she had a weird stat roll that made her hit a lot of doubles. I imagined her as a pair of mischievous imps, once Cursed.

And finally, we have Sneaker Pete, “lovable” Shoe Thieves mascot. The top color scheme was printed as a shirt (which I own and love); the bottom one is like a 90s Chester Cheeto-style version.

#blaseball

basaltbutch

Skipped day 6 because I only draw what I like, sorry <3

A Parker MacMillan based off of HetreaSky's blaseball mini designs and a funky dream I had where I found a Parker statue at a thrift store.

[I.D.; A drawing of Parker MacMillan from blaseball, a white humanoid with a large baseball for a face, with a single eye in the center. He is wearing a blue baseball uniform, a blue baseball cap, has a pink baseball bat slung across one shoulder, and is holding another baseball. He is surrounded by blue, pink, and yellow fire. End I.D.]

fabledivine

blaseball is out for summer break!! forever!!

#blaseball #landry violence

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charaznablescanontoyota

i know it’s heavy, i know it ain’t light but how you gonna lift it with your arms folded tight?

blazeball

this SIBR announcement is gonna make me cry again

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