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#thanks for being so understanding everybody #we're gonna come back soon and we're so excited for what we have planned #*hammering and drilling sounds*

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#blaseball #congrats to the beams #batting goes brrrrrr

[Image description: screenshot of a Blaseball.com post from @facts_machine which reads: Fun Fact! Evil Conference Champions Season 2! Fun Fact! Due to INTERNAL ERROR, the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams (Awful Good) were able to claim this Season's Evil Conference Championship.]

#blaseball #thanks facts machine #:)#facts machine #I love facts machine

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[Image description: an ILB Season 2 Semifinals bracket: Good Conference: Sunbeams beat the Lovers to face the Flowers (who beat the Shoe Thieves) Evil Conference: Magic beat the Georgias to face the Fridays (who beat the Wild Wings), it was hand drawn by the Commissioner of Blaseball and Game Band Boss Parker MacMillan IIIII in his signature, unpretentious style, with lots of bright colors and artistry.]

Postseason continues tomorrow at 12 pm ET/9 am PT!

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hmm I'm being told that bracket is actually inaccurate and the Beams and Magic were swapped.

[Image description: an ILB Season 2 Semifinals bracket where the Sunbeams (who beat the Lovers) are actually facing the Fridays (who beat the Wild Wings) and the Magic (who beat the Georgias) are actually facing the Flowers (who beat the Shoe Thieves.) it was hand drawn by the Commissioner of Blaseball and Game Band Boss Parker MacMillan IIIII in his signature, unpretentious style, with lots of bright colors and artistry, and a big blue arrow indicating the Beams Magic swap.]

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[Image description: the same as above except the Sunbeams (Evil Conference Champions) and the Flowers (Good Conference Champions) advance to the finals.]

#blaseball #sunflowers :3

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[Image description: an ILB Season 2 Semifinals bracket: Good Conference: Sunbeams beat the Lovers to face the Flowers (who beat the Shoe Thieves) Evil Conference: Magic beat the Georgias to face the Fridays (who beat the Wild Wings), it was hand drawn by the Commissioner of Blaseball and Game Band Boss Parker MacMillan IIIII in his signature, unpretentious style, with lots of bright colors and artistry.]

Postseason continues tomorrow at 12 pm ET/9 am PT!

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hmm I'm being told that bracket is actually inaccurate and the Beams and Magic were swapped.

[Image description: an ILB Season 2 Semifinals bracket where the Sunbeams (who beat the Lovers) are actually facing the Fridays (who beat the Wild Wings) and the Magic (who beat the Georgias) are actually facing the Flowers (who beat the Shoe Thieves.) it was hand drawn by the Commissioner of Blaseball and Game Band Boss Parker MacMillan IIIII in his signature, unpretentious style, with lots of bright colors and artistry, and a big blue arrow indicating the Beams Magic swap.]

#blaseball #the sim messed up #we're not sure why #at this time we can only speculate #does this mean that we could have a good conference champion team that is evil and an evil conference champion that is good?#ty for your patience and understanding

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[Image description: an ILB Season 2 Semifinals bracket: Good Conference: Sunbeams beat the Lovers to face the Flowers (who beat the Shoe Thieves) Evil Conference: Magic beat the Georgias to face the Fridays (who beat the Wild Wings), it was hand drawn by the Commissioner of Blaseball and Game Band Boss Parker MacMillan IIIII in his signature, unpretentious style, with lots of bright colors and artistry.]

Postseason continues tomorrow at 12 pm ET/9 am PT!

#blaseball #blaseball coronation era season 2 #I got the Boss' permission to post this #I think he's getting better at doing the palm tree #art by parker macmillan IIIII the blaseball commissioner and game band boss #that's the right number #there was a typo before #woops #no one said interning was easy

postseason :3

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ok so context for this. parker was using a “blaseball player stats” filter that allows you to pick your team and then randomly generate stats for yourself. his caption was “this app is rigged”.

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The Commissioner's stats in text form as given to him by the TikTok Filter (non-scientific, just for fun :)

Batting: 3.5 Stars

Defense: 3 Stars

Pitching: 2.5 Stars

Running: 2.5 Stars

Sight: 0.99

Thwack: 0.16

Ferocity: 0.82

Reach: 0.81

Magnet: 0.02

Reflex: 0.86

Control: 0.09

Stuff: 0.83

Guile: 0.50

Hustle: 0

Stealth: 0.55

Dodge: 0.83

Thrive: 0.12

Survive: 0.33

Drama: 0.11

#blaseball #idk if he realized he could just redo it if he didn't like his results #sorry Boss #you have tons of Hustle we promise

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wake up honey it's time to play ball

Baseball at your mercy

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wake up honey it's time to play ball (again)

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WAKE UP HONEY IT'S TIME TO PLAY POSTSEASON BALL

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THE STAGE IS SET!!! Fresh from the Desk of the Commissioner!

[IMAGE ID: A HAND DRAWN CHAMPIONSHIP BRACKET FOR THE INTERNET LEAGUE BLASEBALL POSTSEASON 1. STARTING WITH THE HELLMOUTH SUNBEAMS VERSUS THE MIAMI DALE AND THE CHARLESTON SHOE THIEVES VS THE KANSAS CITY BREATH MINTS ON THE LEFT. ON THE RIGHT IT IS THE MEXICO CITY WILD WINGS VERSUS THE SEATTLE GARAGES AND THEN THE ATLANTIS GEORGIAS VERSUS THE HAWAI'I FRIDAYS]

#we're borrowing it #blaseball #thanks for the art Boss #(he can't read this)#(still banned)#sorry #bracket copyright Commissioner Parker MacMillan IIIII

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soundtrack to The Monitor's TikTok can be found on the Blaseball YouTube (hour long version for extended existential dread/cosmic chilling)

#lofimusic #cosmic horror #blaseball #chill beats #Youtube

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THE MONITOR POSTED A TIK TOK

#it's true #blaseball #thanks @ The Monitor for your help with the schedule #and launch #we couldn't do it without you :')

Behold: the Blaseball schedule.

[IMAGE ID: A Blaseball Schedule jpeg that's a starry sky background with the Black Hole in the upper right corner. It reads: Blaseball is played in alternating weeks of Seasons and Off-Seasons: Season Off-Season Season Off-Season etc.

SEASON (All Times Eastern) Mon 10 AM Wake up Play Ball! Games begin Tues-Thurs 4AM- 7AM Siesta 7AM Games Resume Fri 4AM-7AM Siesta 7AM Games Resume 4PM-5PM Siesta 5PM Quarterfinals 10PM-12PM Siesta Sat 12PM Semifinals 5PM Internet League Series 10PM Siesta begins Sun 12:50PM Voting closes 1PM Election results are announced OFF-SEASON Mon ???? do whatever you want this week Tues except watch blaseball games there are no games Weds keep checking the website though you may need to weigh in on things Thurs you can also strategize all week or just hang out Fri you could go on a picnic Sat or a nice walk Sun oh it's already sunday get ready play starts again tomorrow]

#blaseball #we can't emphasize enough that you should check in on the site throughout the off-season #specific off-season activities are subject to change #like if you want to get ice cream or cook a spaghetti dinner for the homies #that might be the thing to do #but The Monitor recommended the ones listed on the jpeg

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unsurprisingly, baseball continues to blaseball, and this often means the presence of bu—i mean…..Features. yes. Features.

if you encounter one of these Features, you can now submit a handy google form so the qa team can take a look at it. they also encourage using this form for website feedback 🎤

here is the form! happy blaseballing

Hello! This form is for reporting issues about Blaseball on web & mobile or submitting feedback about Blaseball overall. Submissions will n

#so true #we have many features #blaseball

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wake up honey it's time to play ball

Baseball at your mercy

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wake up honey it's time to play ball (again)

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Baseball at your mercy

With Blaseball Opening Day coming January 9, the Game Band is doing our first Reddit AMA on Monday 12/5 at 12PM PST/3PM EST on r/Games!

#blaseball #AMA #The Game Band

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