An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Finally made one of those collections! Here are some of my favourite blaseball fics I've written :)
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Today's Document
noise dept.
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
occasionally subtle
Cosmic Funnies

Kiana Khansmith
Mike Driver
we're not kids anymore.

oozey mess
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
RMH
Monterey Bay Aquarium
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
NASA
Keni

Origami Around
d e v o n
todays bird

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Finally made one of those collections! Here are some of my favourite blaseball fics I've written :)

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You know what I think it would be hilarious for us to try and popularize blaseball's definition of wimdy now like 5 years after games ended
OUOHAIHIIOUEHIAIOUOUOAOUAIEAEAEIIIOOIOIEEAAEAEEE
I'll assist. When a blaseball fan talks about Wimdy, it's a verb. It means to win something with incredebly low odds.
Imagine putting your name on a paper and putting it in a barrel. Just once. There's a few people who put their name in the barrel 150 times. One guy put 1000 papers in there. You just put one. They shake it around, and pull out 1 single name. It's yours. You just Wimdy'd the raffle. The raffle was wimdy'd. You put your name hoping for a Wimdy and you got it.
there are few sentences in this language that carry the same energy and weight as “we went to blaseball together”
i am a SUCKER for characters who start out as copies of other characters but eventually become their own people, their own identities, completely different from who they once reflected
im finally on holidays again and feeling artistic vibes for the first time in ages and also feeling REAL nostalgic :) so some of my blaseball blorbos and 2b2k kippy and also wizardswap ivyadaine. theyre all so perfect

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for the audience of two: i just think jaylen and stratt would get along
okay also ryland + mike and rocky + nan
hi blaseball fandom, I drew Svipul from the webcomic Inside the Lines as the Monitor. because i think they have similar vibes. They also work minimum wage. :-)
got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world
bee boo ba ba.....
this is becoming a really beautiful post
HAPPY FIVE YEARS OF DICK AND BALLS!
more musicians should write about completely made up situations. i dont wanna hear another breakup album thats obviously just the singer venting about their ex. its boring. i dont care. make up some OCs and write crazy POV songs about them killing eachother.
#Prev ya was literally thinking about The Garages when I read this#If you're reading this go listen to Bones To Ohio live @ db2024#Its about a lot of things but its also(?) about a worm finding a peanut shell and wishing it could be a snail or something bigger like a god#But it's also also about being trans and fighting the world to be your true self#And it's also about baseball#Don't worry about it
@corvoda You're so right about bones to ohio, and furthermore, I think the people need to see a non-exhaustive list of topics the garages have written songs about:
the apocalypse is happening but I still have to work my shitty job
necromancy (this is just one of MANY examples)
there are just so many birds
being bad at baseball
being so good at baseball that you accidentally break reality
being cursed to roam forever and leave nothing but ashes in your wake
this guy is a very normal human made of flesh. definitely not a robot
needing to email god because you have some issues
failing the bar exam
I'm going to die and nobody will even care or remember that I existed at all
being a sentient marshmallow
this catboy is fireproof and cannot be killed in a way that matters
poisoning your husband's coffee
a giant squid raising people from the dead and using the power of friendship to defeat a giant evil peanut
I'm a horse and I will kick your ass
what ISN'T this song about, honestly
if a teenager died and then came back to life and trapped someone in a giant peanut shell would that be fucked up or what
how do we go on living in a world that wants us dead?
where is spookytown???
the entirety of 2020

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WTCH - One Whole Year
Happy One Year Anniversary! I can't believe it's been 52 weeks since I started this silly thing. It's been so much fun to make, and I'm so happy I get to show you my children and the silly things they get up to. Thank you for reading, thank you to everyone who's reblogged and commented, it means the world to me.
Let's do it all again this year.
-Kosmo
This pic was done by my lovely and talented partner, @foxglovecove. Go check out their art!
blaseball discord server officially froze 3 years ago
clutching my heart at the thought of her, what remains only as moments of time in capsule. i continue, yet how long is absurd to keep the server at the top of my list, how long am i bargaining for a glimpse of what once was? ¡dale!
Sometimes I just look at this photo of when people had to enjoy the local canal (not optional).
I've been cleaning up and finishing old art, and finally tackled this one. Hobbs Cain, from my doomed ship fic, "Until You Said Goodbye," a story suggested to me by @polkadotpatterson: what if you did a Necromancy and your boyfriend got killed about it. I went into a 12 day fugue state and came out of it with an 18k word fic about Hobbs Cain/Elijah Bates, doing Necromancy, and experiencing Consequences.
The fic is here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50412604/chapters/127371331
i miss it every day

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