You're not alone - neither are you

Watching mad max fury road and my mom said "I would just kill myself I'm not doing any of this shit"

HAPPY HUNDRED YEARS TO THIS JOKE

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

Cryptozoology is my favourite kind of fake science stuff. Wish there was also cryptobotany, like mothman but its just a really big fern in the middle of a field with literally nothing else around it , that spawned in the dead of night, might have killed a few people and never shows up in photos, and no one is sure its even real

Cryptogeography: didn't used to be a France there

Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,

WHAT THE HELL

George Washington Hitler and his son Dr. Gay Hitler,

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

I hope they start having better sex, what a shame

i'm a rock star trapped in the body of a girl with no musical talent