this is the funniest tweet iâve seen in months bye
these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraftâs Catâs Name
his cats name couldnât be that bad!!!! itâs a cat, whatâs the worst name?
i am wrong, what the fuck
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this is the funniest tweet iâve seen in months bye
these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraftâs Catâs Name
his cats name couldnât be that bad!!!! itâs a cat, whatâs the worst name?
i am wrong, what the fuck
world heritage post

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Okay, putting a flower crown on serial killers harms absolutely nobody. When was the last time someone was actually injured by a serial killer, the 50s? Sorry if you think this is a trend, but putting a circlet of flowers on top of a real human being that drove a 5 inch steel knife into an innocent persons beating heart can be qualified as self expression. Learn it. PS. I play reaper in overwatch and talk like solid snake when Im on the phone. I could hack the stock market if I needed to. Bye
i cant decide what my favorite line of this is
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a horse? like from the 100 gecs song? bro, you know those arenât real, right?
I want to prove a point to a coworker of mine.
Pretend this post is the coronavirus.
If you see this on your dash, just reblog it.
Letâs show them how quickly this virus can spread from just one person.
at this point iâve gotten infected at least 3 times
thanks for the infection <3
ive rbâd this t h r e e t i m e s today :â)
Iâve honestly lost count of how many times Iâve gotten âinfectedâ today.
First time seeing this post, let's see how many times it comes back
Oh look, twice already

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I'm wHEEZING
frog haters get the tooth bat

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Iâm right and I should say it
Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?
âHeyâ
âHeyâ
âHey Dork.â
âI am not a dork.â
âYes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.â
âWhats up buttholesâ
âShut up Loserâ
âHey maaaanâ
âHey maaaaanâ
Or
âHey stoop-stoopsâ
âNoâ
âWho are you?â
âHey shitheadâ
âHey dickfaceâ
âWhaddup slutâ
*Hey âname of siblingâ* *Get out of my room*
âHey nerdâ âWhat do you wantâ
âSup bitchâ
âFuck offâ
*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*
âwhatâ
âwhat do you want for dinnerâ
That last one!!!
*random noise*
*random noise back*
@concrete-shadows
âHey bitch bratâ
âThatâs not even fairâ
* leans back and screams *
âWhat!â
*throws my full water bottle at them* âgive me the remote you cuntâ
âyou had it for like twelve hoursâ
âyouâre a little bitch. now gimme the remoteâ
âheeeey sis bro. sis. queen. sister. my favourite relative.â
âwho do i need to bury this time?â
âcan I show you how my pecks pop now?â
âITS LIKE 11 AT NIGHT GO THE FUCK TO BED AND GET OUT OF MY ROOMâ
âHEY ASSHOLE WAKE UPâ
ââŚâŚ..dude what the fuckâŚ..get out of my room????â
âHey *nickname* Iâm back!â
âI donât care.â
*Kicks door open*
âI WAS GONE FOR TWO DAYS HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT TO THE BATHROOM!â
*Walks into room* âDo the dishes mom says.â
*under my breath when she leaves* âI think not.â
,,,,noted
hey have two more:
sibling opens door faster than sonic the fucking hedgehog: âWHATCHA DOINGâ
âWHYâ
*walks in siblingâs room* âmom says get upâ
âyeah ok gimme a minuteâ
thank
âhelloâ
âyesâ
âyesâ
âyesâ
âyesâ
âindeedâ
âcorrectâ
-
âwhat is U P"
-
âhemnloâ
âuwuâ
-
âBitCH!,
ââfucKER"
my sister justrefers to me as âthe roachâ or just Bitch
I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
Youâre going to get a cavity
good
30 min later, not much progress.Â
Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and Iâm almost halfway doneâŚ
One hour and half done. Thatâs impressive That takes real skill and perseverance
an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this⌠i hate everything
iâd rather be eating anything but this
two and a half hoursâŚ. my mouth will never taste normal again
3 fucking hours
Iâve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint.Â
Please. Please donât bring this back.
âTis the season.
its almost the season again
Hey yâall. Just an update almost 6 years later, one of my teeth broke off and had to be removed this week. The doctors werenât sure why but I fucking know.
That update killed međ
I would like to unanimously agree that, on December 31st, we all use the hashtag
#2020isoverparty
Good morning only to ppl who wear their face masks over their noses
wearing the mask with the nose poking out is the wildest thing to me... like... what are you doing? it's like using a condom but poking a hole in the tip... it's like wearing a seat belt, but perforating it so it tears of at the slightest impact... it's like putting on a high-vis vest under your shirt... as if those people are only interested in the inconvenience not the protection
Dashcon is BACK!
Hello everyone! I am so very pleased to announce that we are now collecting funds for Dashcon 2021!
Thatâs right! Coming March 2021, we will be holding the second official Dashcon in Schaumburg Illinois, featuring panels such as:
Love Wins: Destiel is Canon
An Introduction to ABO
Activism and Kpop: How Fancams Fight Fascism
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a 72-hour Hamilton sing-a-long all weekend
and acting lessons with special guest Jensen Ackles!
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Please let this be a fucking joke.
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Fuck it *becomes a mushroom*
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i never talk about these things but i canât remain silent.
i know tumblr doesnât give a SHIT when things happen in countries outside the âmost popular onesâ (such as the usa & england). itâs true, donât lie to me. yâall donât give A FUCK. not every issue and problem in said countries gets the appropriate exposure but in general shit shows up on the news WORLD FREAKING WIDE. you set up donations, you help out, your spread the word, you say âpray for xââŚâŚ
southern europe is burning.Â
my country is burning.
people are dying - at home, on the road, trying to run away, in their cars.
yesterday my country had 300 active fires.
people are losing EVERYTHING they own.
i have a friend that is on a train right now passing through places that have been burnt to the ground and she says the smoke is so intense itâs getting inside the train and she can barely breathe.
and yet, even though several people (myself included) have been trying to bring awareness to what has been happening in southern europe⌠what we get from most of you, those not part of the countries suffering, is silence. we donât ask for money, we donât ask for shit other than a reblog to spread awareness⌠something you can delete in 24/48hrs if you wish.Â
i donât know what to tell you. iâm angry. iâm frustrated. iâm disappointed. i feel like iâm screaming into the void. âa reblog does nothingâ - you know thatâs a damn lie, you know exposure always helps, you know people start paying attention when posts on social media become popular. my country in particular is a small one, we get ZERO exposure. yâall are only starting to figure out we even fucking exist bc of the shit weâve been winning lately.Â
but hell, if the EU doesnât give a shit, why should some user on tumblr dot com?
again, i donât know what to tell you so iâll let the images speak for themselves:Â
An image captured by a Nasa satellite shows a thick plume of smoke blowing southward from the Greek island of Chios over the island of Crete
Torneros de Jamuz, Spain
Duca, Croatia
A helicopter from Italyâs civil protection service drops water on a fire near the railway between Venice and Trieste
Residents take refuge on the beach as a wildfire burns on the mountain next to the village of Lithi, on the Greek island of Chios
Men gather cattle during a forest fire in Vieira de Leiria, Marinha Grande, Portugal.
Charred trees are seen on the hills above the Cloister of Thivaidas on Mount Athos, a World Heritage Site in Greece
Portugal
This is fucking important. I am glad someone fucking spoke about this and said what they had to say. The damage is terrible, and all the evergreen, stone, even the ground is black. I was fucking terrified when Croatia was burning. The fire was near a village where I like and I thought it will burn down. I thought the church will burn down. I thought the cemetery where my grandpa is buried will burn. I still remember the smell of smoke, and when I went to check how bad is fire, my clothes and hair and skin all stunk of smoke. It didnât go away for weeks.
This is NASAâs picture of Croatia and Montenegro burning. My fucking country was burning. Fucking reblog this. I donât care that it isnât UK or US, or that it doesnât go with your blog, fucking. Reblog. It.
Not my blog type, I dont care.
Reblog for awareness. Do it.
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Boost this or so help me
I donât care if this âDoesnât fit your blog themeâ or âYou donât think people will notice if you reblog itâ
I
Donât
Care
If you donât reblog this, thatâs a conscious decision to ignore that people are suffering.
And one last thing
TAG EVERY SINGLE BLOG YOU KNOW
I donât care if you donât think youâre big enough for them to notice you or youâre worried about bothering them, you do it regardless! I nearly had a panic attack tagging some of the bigger blogs I know of because Iâm practically invisible in term of popularity but I still tagged them because itâs worth me being anxious if it means someone gets help.
So unless you donât care about people dying and suffering, then reblog this and be a decent human being.
I know my blog isnât for this but this effects everyone to some extent. I have tagged literally everyone I follow. Please reblog and spread the word.
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