a smile is the best revenge

shane and ilya at a bathhouse is deeply on my mind tonight… ilya jerking shane off in the steam room, whispering “quiet sweetheart” and kissing down his sweaty neck. he tastes like salt and something so distinctly shane. ilya groans and works his fist from the base to the tip, swiping his thumb over shane’s slit every couple of strokes. “oh fuck,” shane gasps, one arm reaching out for ilya’s thigh. ilya doesn’t speed up until someone opens the door and settles on the opposite side of the room, hidden by the hazy warmth. shane’s fingernails bite into ilya’s thigh as his teeth bite into his own fist in an attempt to muffle his own moans. shane shoots into ilya’s hand, making everything wetter and slicker. you know, things like that…

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i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

i'm curious to know what all of you were into before hollanov infected your brain 7 months ago

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

jeremy knox prepare to have your forehead kissed. a lot

I don't know, I think Jean may give a lot of temple kisses too.

I wish AI would stop making so many animal story posts. I LOVE animals and they are ruining the loving-animals ecosystem. And also the real ecosystem

The truffle hunting cat is AI, I’m so sorry guys

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