a smile is the best revenge

first cottage visit, shane cockwarming ilya awake one morning with very minimal movement until ilya is rousing awake and curling himself around shane and practically rutting into him. moaning and whining softly into shane who’s murmuring a gentle “ya tvoy” i’m yours, because he’s been practicing his russian every day for a month now and he wants to surprise ilya with it when he can. ilya comes almost instantly, of course.

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

You deserve a life that doesn’t constantly feel like something you have to recover from.

“Is just a plan to fuck” Ilya be SOOOOO fucking for real was it casual when u planned how u were gonna slip hollander your room number in the middle of the fucking all star skills competition was it casual when u gaped openly at shane on his knees for you was it casual when u princess carried him to the bed and said “on your stomach… on your stomach!” three seconds into blowing him because you wanted to fuck him so bad it made you look stupid ILYA PLEASEE

people are so good at analysis it's so intimidating. you guys are so smart and remember the show so well and are so good at explaining what you think and I'm just over here like "yeah!!! that!!!" you're all so impressive I hope you know that.