Mint green is just so in right now

Putting here for later

which is worse: man who likes music or man who likes movie

you're NOT born gay, for the last time. you CHOSE that when you listen to chocolate by the 1975, colours by halsey and sweater weather by the neighborhood when you were 12 in 2015

there is nothing you can say that will make me stop occasionally putting a q tip in my ear to remove ear wax. i know the ear is self cleaning. i know it doesnt need to be done at all, and in rare cases where earwax buildup actually does need to be removed this is absolutely not the way. i know theres a risk of serious injury to the inner ear. i know there is no material benefit and it can only do harm. but heres the deal: i dont care. im fully aware and im going to do it anyway. im fucking crazy.. but im free

hey the fact that welcome to nigh vale and gravity falls came out on the same exact day in 2012 means something. not only that both storylines are geminis but, like, something cosmic. happy birthday.

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

This is honestly a life changing outlook. Thanks for protecting me uterus

Make-up can absolutely be artistic, but the difference between make-up and say, painting, is that artists aren’t expected to all paint the same standardised picture before leaving the house every day just to be treated with respect.

‪starting to think one direction: this is us (2013) might not win best picture at the oscars ‬

This post gets funnier every year

i don’t wanna reblog that gifset of kate winslet freezing her ass off in titanic but she actually got double pneumonia from filming those scenes without a wetsuit. and all bc james cameron wanted the fabric to be see through when wet. when’s the final straw when do we snap and kill every man

Didn’t they film this ish on a set though..? Couldn’t they have just… heated the water?

But then her nipples wouldn’t have been hard. Please be considerate of male heterosexuality and entitlement whenever you’re trying to rationally prevent a woman from getting an avoidable illness in her workplace. Thanks.

symbolism is cowardly if you want to say something say it directly so that everyone can understand

Me reading Moby Dick: this Melville bastard is a coward, why doesn’t he have Ahab fight the abstract concept of man’s inability to conquer nature

Hey guys like 8 years after this post was made, I have learned that i have experienced auditory hallucinations for the majority of my life