garish & nightmarish

The mona lisa was actually a landscape painting but this random woman decided to just like sit there and block the view and da Vinci just rolled with it

Before AI art “Ever wonder what the rest of the Mona Lisa looks like?” would only have made sense as a line of dialogue for a supervillain attempting to baffle their opponent before launching a surprise attack.

Redeemed villain who can’t let the speech pattern go

doesn't matter what's said, hollywood has conditioned us to hear anything uttered in an eloquent and theatrical speech pattern as villainous. yknow, because the real villains are queer anarchists with a flair for flowery language and a penchant for drama..

Tragic news like half the ways people talk about magic in fiction could irl be applied to maths

"magic is the threads that tie the world together, the unspoken web at the heart of the universe" that's mathematics babey!

You ever think about how when you gauge if it's safe to cross the road based off how fast and far away the cars are you're actually doing difficult calculus subconsciously? Almost like maths is something you have an inherent understanding of in many ways but in order to advance in it and truly understand it you have to learn it in an academic setting? Almost like many magic systems?

Yeah, sure, I "get" maths. I don't just wait for someone to hold my hand and help me, or find some random mother and child to follow across the road. I do calculus..

you summed up the struggle of all creators ever so nicely

the mood swings have been insane lately. one okay productive day costs me two weeks of grief and apathy and anger. hot girls get it 

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

The ND kids I work with at an art therapy studio are on Tumblr. They're all younger than my OG account. We got into a debate recently over what is more satisfying: Playing with kinetic sand, or vacuuming up kinetic sand with the good vacuum. They were all wrong, but thought that story might explain the two generations that exist on Tumblr.

I open and close this app like it’s the fucking fridge

Too real, man. Waaaaaaay to real.

parents were invented by the government to sell more therapy