Wonderland

fucking spot the difference game

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

airpods are literally such a massive downgrade like remember when headphones cost £2 didn’t need charging didn’t randomly disconnect and didn’t get lost all the time. remember when tech kinda worked for kinda cheap

remember when phones just fucking had headphone jacks

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it