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can i express any genuine wants & desires or will i be tortured & killed

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

does any one else think it should be easier

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

NEED to inherit 10,000,000 dollars from a mysterious estranged relative i've never met before. like right now

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks