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How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

well first off, pokemon would be real

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

Sometimes my little cat will approach me all "what if there was a little cat now" and it's always an excellent idea I love when there's a little cat

white Heathcliff casting is of course unconscionable but I do think someone should have let a young Nic Cage take a crack at it. performance would have been crazy. imagine the accent work.

he could have been the best white Heathcliff to ever do it.

everyone making direct reference to Cage's performance in Moonstruck understands the vision perfectly

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

Yes, it was frequently The Simpsons.

half gun; half car

tank

blocked

"what do you mean 'what is the actual material harm that comes from this that causes it to be bad', you should just know it's bad automatically. it's called having a moral compass" -person whose moral framework consists solely of their knee-jerk emotional impulses

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

having being anti death penalty as one of my core beliefs is fun because it really makes me realize how even progressive people want soooooo badly for there to be a category of people they can kill. I'm sorry but "group of people okay to kill" does not exist.