Nothing to See Here

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

What's a book written by a woman that changed your life or that you consider a classic? Any genre, any language.

I can see now that “oh fuck I’m gonna soak my jorts” was not an acceptable response to seeing how much pork shoulder I can get for 20$. I’m listening to the grocery shopping community and holding myself accountable.

that's right, yet another beautiful woman with candy coloured hair has saved jerid messa's ratfuck of a life. we've informed her next of kin

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

god 50 years ago you really could go see a trashy b-movie and it still had gorgeous cinematography, lighting and set design, fun costumes and makeup, and now a hollywood production could have 80 million dollars thrown at it only for it to look like a drawn-out tv commercial for laundry detergent

not a true star wars fan cuz i dont think we should make milk all those colors

MATURE CONTENT FILTER?

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs