TTRPGs are gay, fight me

undertaker

lmao, alright then

>slowburn feminization for the MC layered with supernatural elements from the VRMMO leaking into reality

>game glitches during character creation and skips to the noob town looking like this

Starting to think there's no Pikachu in this forest

"there's a 5% chance of Pikachu showing in viridian forest" right and mew is under the truck

and is the 5% Pikachu in the forest with us right now

Wow! Another kakuna! You know what else allegedly has a 5% chance of showing in viridian forest?

I'm writing a book, it's called Catching Pikachu before Power Plant and Other Urban Legends

1:8,192. One in eight thousand, one hundred, and ninety-two. .0122%. Those are the odds of seeing a shiny pokemon in LeafGreen. Do you know what the odds of seeing a Pikachu are? 5%. Five. Percent. So for every twenty pokemon, you should see one pikachu. Statistically speaking.

I found a shiny metapod in Viridian Forest. Wow. Isn't that something.

Batman is breaking into your landlord's apartment and and saying they would be seeing Batman EVERY NIGHT until they got running water in the apartment building, there are literal plague rats running around

Batman is solving crimes the police ignore due to sexism and racism, finding the perpetrators, and dangling them off a roof, promising if they ever do that again, he will also dangle them off a roof again

Batman is breaking into mafioso bedrooms, tying them up, gluing 500 individual feathers onto them, then taking pictures and sending them to every big newspaper chain in the country to remind people that the ones they're afraid of are still only men

Then he finds police officers on the take and glues feathers to all their uniforms so they can't walk around without everyone knowing they are also associated with the chicken mafia, what a loser.

He is seeing violent crime happen on the streets and swooping in to get in the way as it is happening. Extortion, assault, murders-- get good, assholes, your crime is witnessed and you have been punched in the face, AND he's going to tip off the police commissioner who last year started listening. He is blowing up a mobster weapons depot so they have fewer guns on the street.