Inactions Have Consequences

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

sorry, I made this joke like two weeks ago. Yeah no we're gonna kill you now. Yep, nothing you can do about it, pack it up

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes

every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke

This is the funniest image I’ve seen in years like this is probably the very worst thing that could possibly happen to anyone ever and the artist somehow perfectly conveyed the correct level of emotion he’d be feeling like dude it’s over but what else are you supposed to do

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

can you put that thing on a leash?

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

this creature is you

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

(ogre crossbowman) me going to use bone bolts after run out of poison ones and then me definitely going to rout

tucson aint got much but it does have a bridge shaped like a rattlesnake

glad people are reblogging my friend the bridge snake

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.