sailing away

sorry for being a bad person but I hate hearing about anyone’s boyfriend

enough with hills to die on. i climbed this hill to Kill

Executing Louis XVI was actually so problematic if you think about it... like he was fat, asexual, and mentally ill? How many of the peasants were thin/allo/NT? Also he wore wigs which like... slay?

the take that “enemies to lovers doesn’t have to involve violence!!!” is so boring. knives to the throat or don’t bother

girls be in their bedrooms. spiraling and what not

Wendy Williams saying death to all of them was so liberating for me

say what you want about reddit but the fact it lets you sort by controversial so you can see people fighting each other is a perfect feature

being intuitive is just like… i don’t like this and no i will not elaborate

time to online shop

sure hope my bank account won’t get charged like last time

by talos this can’t be happening

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

people who are nice to me in online games even though i suck: i owe u my life

people who communicate in online games by jumping around or spin in a corcle instead of using the chat function: i love you

receiving a package in the mail would fix me i know it

fuck esports, the only correct way to play smash is the way my 7 y/o niece plays it: connecting 2 controllers, setting one as peach, setting the other as marth, pretending marth is peach’s boyfriend and then playing virtual barbie and ken with them

smash esports livestream but it’s just thousands of people tuning in to watch my niece make bayonetta marry solid snake on the zelda temple stage