Hey

Dude, I think there’s a problem with your PS4.

*smacks ps4* this is what good pussy smells like

might fuck around and isolate myself this whole new year

well fuck. who knew

Yes.  Just yes.

"I wasn't confused, I had a very clear and completely incorrect idea of what you wanted."

I don’t know, but it sure is a mood.

So I’ve got a projector set up in my living room against the wall and I’m about 5 seconds away from setting up my laptop to watch some life sized porn

I love this

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

oh for fuck’s sake

OP first posted this in 2018 for context. what an on point prediction

I cant stop thinkjing about this it KILLS me

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant

Ripley's By God, I've Become So Desensitized to The Infinite Parade of New And Ridiculous Ignominies That Comprise Modern Life That You Could Tell Me Anything And I'd Just Be Like "Sure, Fuck It"

Ripley's Jesus, Fuck, Really? Fuck.

Ripley’s Sure, This Might As Well Happen.

💸👏🏻2020👏🏻is👏🏻the👏🏻year👏🏻we👏🏻get👏🏻our👏🏻finances👏🏻in👏🏻order👏🏻💸

I posted this a week ago and 👏🏻it 👏🏻did👏🏻not👏🏻age👏🏻well👏🏻🙃

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