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“The vampire’s awake,” said a voice. Ha. So much for staying under the radar. Lupin stayed still – not that he could actually will his limbs to move, but that was a problem for later – until someone nudged him with their foot. “The vampire would like to continue napping, thank you very much,” he muttered. “What did you do with the Teian Manuscript ?” “Ate it.” The foot kicked him in the ribs. That did get him to move – to curl up and whine, but it still counted. The poison, or curse, or whatever it was, was starting to recede. “Second chance. What did you do with the Teian Manuscript ?” “Shoved it up your- no NO NO DON’T KICK ME AGAIN !!”

It's just a little funny interaction I had in mind.. tho I'm sure Ragatha had a hard time keeping up her smile when her friend abstracted.

Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑

🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤

the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.

But i have no idea when the eschatron 9000 pictures were made or for that matter the original photos that were used to make it

Crystal Thierry’s (aka the modern Discordia / Eris) narrative lives in esteemed company

“DO NOT OPERATE THE ESCHATRON 9000 UNLESS YOU’RE REALLY, REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT DESTROYING THE WORLD”

“MAYHEM” and “DESTRUCTION” are both turned all the way up

Hey, we’re in line for some absurd temperatures here in the southwest this week. This is very important to know and keep in mind. Be safe, stay hydrated, stay out of the sun as much as you can.

Additional you can also put them on your palms, also, make sure to always use a light towel or kitchen paper and don’t put the ice bags directly onto your skin!

When you're very straight and you accidentally gender detect that cute new guy.

(So yeah Lupin lost his shoes lmao)

great work everyone hit the bathhouse

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

I know intersex people are still getting excluded in a lot of LGBTQIA+ spaces (let alone wider society) and I think it's crucial to show this group is included in the statement that we all deserve equal rights.

*puts a disk in u*

Thank you