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hey op. i want you to know my boyfriend has been in hysterics, laughing and occasionally wheezing out "bibby" for the past half an hour because of this post. are you proud of what youve done?

[ID: A Black butch woman, seated, says, “I know I am a woman. I know I am butch. I know that there is nothing wrong with that. And I know that within the confines of the word ‘woman,’ there is plenty of room for me.”]

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

Image ID: screenshot of tag reading "mentally shouting LEAVE IT like my brain is a dog trying to chew on a pine cone" End ID

I find it funny how scarification now is regarded as a cool new form of body mod but scarification as practiced by indigenous African cultures was (still is low-key) seen as primitive and barbaric

once you learn about pseudoscience you're forever doomed to get angry when people talk about like. love languages or stockholm syndrome. but forced to stay quiet lest your lose your mind trying to correct millions of people

BMI IS FAKE. BMI MEANS JACK SHIT. I AM GRABBING Y'ALL BY THE SHOULDERS THIS METRIC IS COMPLETELY USELESS AND IT WAS MADE BY AN EUGENICIST

rice, like humans, is mostly water. thus, eating rice may be essentially equivalent to cannibalism. and as we know, cannibalism is frequently used as a metaphor or even stand-in for gay sex. therefore eating rice can be seen as the same as gay sex. in this essay I will

YOU. I WAS WONDERING WHY THIS WAS GETTING NOTES AGAIN ALL OF A SUDDEN.

Lois buys Clark a "Not to say I'm Superman but Superman and I have never been seen together in the same room" shirt because it's the funniest thing she's ever seen and Clark wears it because it's also the funniest thing he's ever seen. They are made for each other.

Bruce Wayne once got called to jury duty and said he shouldn't be on the jury because he was Batman and had caught the guy going to trial. He couldn't lie about who he was, he was under oath! Bruce would think this was hilarious.

Bruce started the "the butts match" meme in retaliation for the shirts

Matt Murdock once went to a Halloween party wearing devil horns and a T-shirt reading "I am not Daredevil."

I told my daughter that I liked Star Trek when I was a kid too and she asked if it was really popular and I'm like yes, but you'd get made fun of for liking it. Same for video games. Also comic books and regular books. In the 90s it was not cool to enjoy things

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

Tumblr users these days, putting up the Ides of March decorations earlier every year.