Cadaverous

THIS is the best post ever. 

THIS.

Oh my God. This is adorable. 

Hurray for Christopher Tolkien, forcing consistency on his father’s work since 1929. 

No wonder he grew up to be his father’s literary executor.

i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i can’t get up i have been chosen

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

self c….. self care is uh, it’s— self care is when you drink the orange juice and it’s just right and it tastes good and you say “mmm good juice”. thanks for reading my post.