Red Robin yummm

Bruce: After thirty-six years, the Batcave fridge finally died.

Bruce: Been through a lot together. Outlasted three Robins, two Batmen.

Bruce: Went out quiet, like a shadow.

Bruce: Must've kept ten thousand patrol snacks cold.

Nightwing: Of course not. Robins are kinda like minor dieties, personifications of values that just kinda errupted into being. I am the personification of truth.

Red Robin: I'm justice.

“RAAAAAARRRRR!”

Sometime between 1:00–3:00 AM last night, someone broke into the historical exhibit at the Gotham Museum of Cultural Antiquities and stole a collection of decorated eggs. Yep. Eggs. Before anyone asks, nope, this is not a joke, and yep, they’re extremely valuable.

The collection included:

- A set of jewel-encrusted Imperial eggs on loan from a private collector.

- Several 19th-century hand-painted Easter eggs.

- A gold egg containing micro-engraved scripture from the 1700s.

Security footage got scrambled (shocking, I know), but witnesses nearby reported a pastel-colored van leaving the area and someone in what looked like a.. bunny mask? And glitter. A lot of glitter.

If you saw or heard anything weird around Robinson Park, Tricorner, or the museum district late last night, send me a message. Anonymous tips welcome.

And before anyone asks: nope, I don’t think it’s the Joker. He would’ve livestreamed it.

Letting the authorities and the press know, just in case.

@gothamcitypolice @gotham1news @galaxycommunications

We do not know any more than is stated here, and any information would be helpful.

If you do not feel comfortable sending information to the GCPD, please share it with Batgirl or at least some form of press.

young justice deserves a bouncy castle and bart takes matters into his own hands