Me, myself and why...

Dick: Drake?

Tim: No, I mean as Robin. I have to fill out these forms for a new hero team but it won't let me submit it without a surname and they don’t know who I really am yet so...

Dick: Oh, it's Knight. That's actually Bruce sanctioned.

Tim: He agreed to it?

Dick: Not exactly. He had to full name me in the field once in front of Lex Luthor and said 'Robin the Boy Wonder Knight, if you do not get down from there this instant...'

Tim: Does he use it?

Dick: I think so. After I started using it. He's sentimental like that.

And another time some new hot shot leader says Nightwing is nothing but a pretty boy who doesn't have the skills, bravery or experience to run their team during a mission. So Nightwing tells the Leaguer very calmly to go and voice his concerns to Batman instead since that if the proper way to handle it instead of gossiping about him. So the guy goes to Batman with the most demeaning, derogatory rant about how Nightwing shouldn't be on the League let alone running a mission. And within minutes that guy is scared to even look at Nightwing in case Batman decides he didn't show him the proper respect.

Jason: Its because Dick was the golden boy and now Bruce is vainly searching for someone he loves as much as him.

Tim: Maybe he was just using that decade as a trial run to see how a side kick adjusted to becoming a fully fledged vigilante? And once Dick proved the concept he went all in?

And before Jason can protest he gets another call so he answers it, telling Damian not to go anywhere because their discussion is not over. Jason answers his new call to find it is Tim... saying that Jason needs to step up and protect Gotham while Tim works on getting Bruce and Dick back. He has a forty step plan already and it starts with him leveraging Ra's obsession with him to get into the League.

And Jason realises that Tim and Damian are launching simultaneous solo rescue missions that will collide headlong in League of Assassin headquarters and either the two are going to terrorise the League with their squabbling or decimate it when they team up to rescue their father and big brother (most likely a bit of both) and Jason gets to hang back in Gotham and watch the fireworks from afar.

And Dick just bursts into tears. He is hysterical and Alfred has to get Bruce to calm him down. And, through Dick’s sobs and apologies, Bruce is able to catch the boy begging not to be sent back.

And I think Dick would be Beauty and the Beast. Like Dick stumbles across the castle while trying to hunt down Zucco and ends up getting taken in by the Bat-beast of the castle. But the longer Dick stays there the closer he and the beast become until they lewrn to help each other move past their pain. And Slade Wilson (the Gaston of the story who wants to make Dick his apprentice) decides to try to hunt the beast to get Dick back.

Tim would be Cinderella but specifically the Prince in Cinderella. And the king doesn't want to have much to do with Tim so figures marrying him off is the best plan and Tim meets this mystery young man at the ball who loses his shoe so immediately goes super detective about it to track down the owner.

And Bruce I imagine being a Peter Pan style story. Like Bruce is still, in his heart, that little boy in the alleyway and as Peter Pan he is constantly fighting Captain Chill and trying to fight back the darkness of Neverland that he is never going to truly be able to fight back until he loves on from his trauma.

Bruce: I could have sworn my bedroom had a door.

Selina: Seems our door thief left a note.

Bruce: 'Due to repeated breaches of the Wayne Manor Open Bedroom door rule, your bedroom door privileges have been revoked. Furthermore, all doors you may wish to engage in banned behaviour behind have also been removed. Signed Dick Grayson. P.S. look out of the window.' He's doing this because I told him to keep his door open when Barbara visited.

Selina: *at window* At least he found a good use for the doors.

*Bruce moves to window. Outside Dick has written F U with the many removed doors. He has also built himself a little den*

Dick: Okay. I thought all my Robin mission reports were pretty standard but, go ahead.

Tim: In one you said you 'gave him the ol' topsy turvy time out'.

Dick: How are you struggling with that? I hung him up upside down until he passed out.

Tim: And 'saved your kids some trouble'?

Dick: Kicked a guy really hard in the crotch.

Tim: 'Revoked kneecap privileges'?

Dick: How is that difficult? He had kneecaps. I didn’t like how he was using them. I took them away.