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@gothamcitypolice
Gotham City PD.
Located in Gotham City, NJ
This is the official account for the GCPD.
We are determined to keep our city safe.
This page exists to give alerts and respond to questions about crime in and around Gotham City. Feel free to send in any questions, concerns, or rouge sightings.
Blog run by Officer Jasper R. Hawthorn and monitored by Elliot P. Reeve.
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Happy pride from the Arkham staff
@a-serious-house-a-serious-earth
Happy pride month to you all as well on behalf of the GCPD
- Officer Hawthorn
Is there a lore reason why you’re called Police Officers instead of Gordon Goons?
Are you stupid
I really don’t know how to respond to this normally.
Uh— Gordon wasn’t the first commissioner, and we aren’t ‘goons’. That would be like calling Robin a ‘Batman goon’.
We are police officers because that’s the term for what we are within, like— the entire country.
- Officer Hawthorn
HOW DARE YOU compare being robin to being a cop. I am telling red hood your schedule. Have fun with that
I’m not comparing the jobs, I’m comparing the comparisons.
Come on, don’t tell Red Hood my schedule, that’ll just make it harder for me to check on people—! He gets all bitchy when people are ‘intruding on his territory’ like he’s some sort of patrol dog even though I grew up there.
- Officer Hawthorn
Jas? I kinda need some help :( 'm trackin' joker an' I got t'Arkham, gettin' really really close but I forget t'put a door stopper an' it shut. Can't open it, it got stuck... Don' think anybody's here but 'm still stuck. Don' tell any 'f my siblings 'bout it or they'll flame me to crap, jus' send help. Basement.
~@gothamitenightingale
You’re… stuck in Arkham. Okay. Fuck, that’s not a great place to be stuck. Give me a couple minutes, I’ll take my break and head over. I know the staff there, and they won’t give me shit if I ask for a key to the basement.
Hang in there. Don’t touch anything sharp.
- Officer Hawthorn
No. Jas don' come 'ere turn around fast. Don'. Come. 've found joker.
Shit. Okay, ’ll ask Gordon to call the Bat. Stay hidden. ’ll be headin’ over anyway until the Bat gets there. Cant have you alone against that bastard.
- Officer Hawthorn
is your refrigerator running?
No. Don’t have one.
- Officer Hawthorn
well you better go catch it! haha! hahaha!
What would I be catching if I don’t have one?
- Officer Hawthorn
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Jas? I kinda need some help :( 'm trackin' joker an' I got t'Arkham, gettin' really really close but I forget t'put a door stopper an' it shut. Can't open it, it got stuck... Don' think anybody's here but 'm still stuck. Don' tell any 'f my siblings 'bout it or they'll flame me to crap, jus' send help. Basement.
~@gothamitenightingale
You’re… stuck in Arkham. Okay. Fuck, that’s not a great place to be stuck. Give me a couple minutes, I’ll take my break and head over. I know the staff there, and they won’t give me shit if I ask for a key to the basement.
Hang in there. Don’t touch anything sharp.
- Officer Hawthorn
Is there a lore reason why you’re called Police Officers instead of Gordon Goons?
Are you stupid
I really don’t know how to respond to this normally.
Uh— Gordon wasn’t the first commissioner, and we aren’t ‘goons’. That would be like calling Robin a ‘Batman goon’.
We are police officers because that’s the term for what we are within, like— the entire country.
- Officer Hawthorn
acab but especially you
Wh— why?? I’m trying to get rid of the corruption—!
- Officer Hawthorn
is your refrigerator running?
No. Don’t have one.
- Officer Hawthorn
Happy Pride Month, Gotham!
Remember to bring your gas masks to parades, just in case a rouge tries to target the crowds, and stay safe out there.
Report any hate crimes as soon as you see them so we can keep the street safe for our LGBTQ+ community here in Gotham. We may have the highest crime rate, but we are determined to keep discrimination out of the city.
Stay safe out there and have a fun time! Be proud of who you are!
- Officer Hawthorn
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5th street smells like updog…
This is the GCPD social media account. Run by a 20 year old.
I’m not going to fall for that.
- Officer Hawthorn
…what is up dog? I do not understand
…oh, buddy— read what you just typed out loud. That’ll clarify things. Maybe.
- Officer Hawthorn
I do not understand what you mean, I asked a question, reading it aloud does not change the nature of my question
It’s wordplay. The anon tricked you into saying ‘what’s up, dog?’ and, usually, someone would reply with ‘nothing, what’s up with you?’
It’s just a dumb joke.
- Officer Hawthorn
do you ever just glare at an unmarked grave for three hours straight.
Unmarked..?
Where is this unmarked grave? Maybe we can figure out who it is and give them an actual name label—
- Officer Hawthorn
5th street smells like updog…
This is the GCPD social media account. Run by a 20 year old.
I’m not going to fall for that.
- Officer Hawthorn
…what is up dog? I do not understand
…oh, buddy— read what you just typed out loud. That’ll clarify things. Maybe.
- Officer Hawthorn
what if you accidentally drop someone from like a SUPER high height and uhm like you do end up catching them right before they hit the ground but they broke their back and uhh
anyway, would you get charged for it
Depends what you mean by ‘accidentally’ but, if they are dead or even just injured now, yes. You will be charged for it.
Please don’t drop people from vast heights.
- Officer Hawthorn
5th street smells like updog…
This is the GCPD social media account. Run by a 20 year old.
I’m not going to fall for that.
- Officer Hawthorn
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i saw yo mama with the joker
I don’t think so. She’s a rock.
- Officer Hawthorn
oracle here. quiet night, not much, just a few two face goons to pick up in dockside. Jim gordon left his meds at home btw
OK oracle out
I feel like calling it ‘quiet’ is going to curse the rest of the night.
I’ll let someone know to go grab the arrests. Don’t know how you know about Gordon’s meds, but I’ll email him about it.
Thanks for the help, Oracle.
- Officer Hawthorn
