Jasper

real, my moms have been missing for 3 years i’ll eat ice cream at 2am if i damn well please

I think they might be the banks, unfortunately.

Of course YOU’D say that. 😒

What’s that suppose’ta mean?

I think they might be the banks, unfortunately.

Wh— don’ patronize me!! I’m turning twenty tomorrow, an’ I ‘ave done so much f’the police department— I am not little!!

YOU'RE A COPPAH, THE GUN'S PART OF THE JO-HO-HOB!

Yeah, well, I also own a gun!

Wh— don’ patronize me!! I’m turning twenty tomorrow, an’ I ‘ave done so much f’the police department— I am not little!!

Wh— don’ patronize me!! I’m turning twenty tomorrow, an’ I ‘ave done so much f’the police department— I am not little!!

Wh— don’ patronize me!! I’m turning twenty tomorrow, an’ I ‘ave done so much f’the police department— I am not little!!

It’s the pre teens you gotta look out for in Gotham, they immediately go for the groin or bite you.

Honestly. Took months for the preteens in my patrol route to stop trying to ambush me. They’re evil to strangers.

Shouldn’t you be in college? And like not risking your life on Gothams streets.

Oh my god you’re younger than me how is that possible

That’s classified information

So you’re old, then.

Shit, you're still young. Quick math says I already had a job around the time you were born.

Oh my god you’re younger than me how is that possible

someone needs a juicebox

Have you guys heard of this new, fast acting sedative? It's called blunt force trauma.

Doesn’t always work, though. Sometimes you just get a concussion.