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What were the biggest swords in history actually for? (Hint: they were bigger than this one)
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Hey kid, sorry I killed your dad with a huge sword. The cycle of violence is super fucked up isn't it. Hopefully it can stop with you.
Inspired by my recent love of the Raven Thrower (it looks like a corvid that you chuck at things!)
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little design challenge for myself. designing dragons for different genres.

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Two little dragons vie for a place to perch. Nothing else to see here.
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"The Ancients were capable of wondrous things, but they often made mistakes, and 'dungeons' are the outcome of those mistakes" is a common conceit in dungeon-crawling fantasy, but the Ancients' fuckups are typically framed as products of hubris or madness. I want to see a setting where they messed up for the same reason that real-world engineering and public works projects often come to horrifying ends. The safety reports were suppressed because the architect was somebody's cousin. The plans clearly called for unobtanium rods, but a malfeasant contractor swapped them for mudanium and pocketed the difference. Somebody got sick of having to re-summon the hellgate each dawn and propped it open with a shoe.
The warding sigils would have detected the problem, but they were so overtuned that they were constantly throwing false alarms, so eventually one of the assistant thaumaturges simply disconnected them and forgot to tell anyone they'd done so.
Historically, one of the most reliable sources of widespread banditry was rulers ramping up military recruitment for major wars, then cutting their soldiers loose afterwards without pay, leaving a bunch of heavily armed men with military experience floating around broke and homeless.
Knowing this, whenever someone jokingly refers to raccoons as "trash bandits", I get a vivid mental image of, like, a raccoon succession crisis leading to a raccoon civil war, the aftermath of which forced the former soldiers of the losing side (who are all raccoons) to take up the life of the raccoon outlaw.
#I've seen the soldier thing in historical Cdramas! #what a bad idea #but also lol (via @fake-married-my-dead-fiance)
The interesting thing about this particular phenomenon in Chinese history is we've got multiple recorded cases of the winner of a civil war going out of their way to make sure the losing side's soldiers got paid; having them all rounded up and executed was politically untenable – in a civil war, the losing side's soldiers are your loyal subjects' friends and neighbours! – so the only real options were either to pay them or to have to deal with an explosion of bandit activity a few years down the road.
There are alleged incidents from the earliest days of military aviation of enemy recon pilots taking potshots at each other with handguns because aircraft-mounted weapons hadn't been invented yet and they couldn't use rifles because they needed to use the other hand to fly the plane. I'm not aware that anyone ever actually got shot down in this way, but imagine if you did. Imagine tootling around in your shitty little wooden-frame biplane when another guy in a shitty little wooden-frame biplane comes flying up to you and shoots your plane with a revolver. Imagine surviving the resulting crash and having to explain that this is why you went down.
couldn't be worse than the first person who was saddled with 'yeah a bird flew by, yeah the bird got stuck in the engine, yeah that's why the plane's on fire now'
Here's aviator Eugene Gilbert firing a pistol at eagles that attacked him in a 1911 race over the Pyrenees.
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Even funner fact; because it was so important to save weight on early aircraft, and therefore 1) you wanted the lightest gun possible, and 2) it took very little damage to shoot them down (killing a pilot was one of the easiest ways), a lot of the early attempts to arm aircraft used pistol-caliber weapons. This gave us the Villar-Perosa twin-barrel machine gun in 9mm, but I know of at least one Austrian attempt to mount C96 handguns in an array of ten.
Early 1900s pilot who is fully prepared to assassinate Shinzo Abe.
When machine guns were mounted forward facing on planes, there was a very important synchronization gear to let you shoot forward without hitting your propellor. Early designs were not always reliable.
The earliest attempts at mounting front-facing machine guns on planes actually pre-date the development of the synchronisation gear by several years; at least some adopted the approach of simply armouring the propeller blades and hoping for the best. As far as I'm aware, stories of bullets hitting the armoured propeller and ricocheting right back the way they came to strike the pilot are apocryphal, but military documents from the period indicate that the planes' designers did consider this to be a possibility.
More seriously, there’s a pattern you tend to see play out any time there’s a major war:
1. Everybody involved hires a bunch of soldiers. (Obviously.)
2. The war ends, and the big players get to thinking “you know, it would be a lot cheaper to just not pay any of those soldiers we hired to fight our war for us.”
3. So they don’t, leaving a whole bunch of large groups of well trained, heavily armed men stranded and broke wherever they happened to be when the war ended.
4. Fast forward ten years, and those same big player are going “where did all these bandits come from, and why are they kicking our asses?”
It’s a common enough trajectory that you can basically predict which periods in history will see a surge of outlawry that ends up getting romanticised in subsequent popular culture by looking for the war a decade earlier.
Pirates follow the same pattern. Though there have been several periods throughout history that have been called “the Age of Piracy”, the one that most directly informs the romantic image of the pirate in modern popular culture is the period from 1715-1725 – i.e., right on the tail of the War of the Spanish Succession, which wound down in 1714. And sure enough, a great many of the pirates who operated during that period were former privateers who’d been cheated of their pay and left to rot when the war ended, or else got their start in the piracy trade as members of an ex-privateer’s crew.
So when I say that pirates are the feral counterpart to the domesticated privateer, I’m only partly joking – that’s more or less literally how it happened!
#is this how cowboys happened???? (via @bluebandedagate)
Not cowboys, no. The famous outlaw gangs of the Old West, though? Yes, yes it is – the period of widespread outlawry that would later be immortalised in American popular culture as the “Wild West” kicked off the same year the American Civil War ended.
Two of the most famous Wild West outlaws, Frank and Jesse James, would claim that because they weren’t allowed to surrender after the end of the Civil War (owing to having been in a guerrilla group and thus not ‘officially’ soldiers) that they would keep fighting the Civil War by being outlaws.
Though Frank James was also known to cultivate a Robin Hood like persona via newspapers, etc, so this may have all been PR.
(Can you tell I spent time as a guide at our historical society?)
Funnily enough, Robin Hood himself is probably the product of this sort of mythmaking. There’s a strong argument to be made that the Robin Hood mythos sprang out of folks romanticising the period of outlawry following the Second Barons’ War* in precisely the same way that the modern image of the pirate sprang out of folks romanticising the period of outlawry following the War of the Spanish Succession.
* Or one of the other miscellaneous English civil wars, though my understanding is that the Second Barons’ War is generally regarded as the most likely candidate.

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The thing about fantasy worldbuilding is that verisimilitude and the rule of cool are not enemies. Someone who looks at a pod of flying whales and asks "what do they eat?" is not being a spoilsport – they're engaging with the premise. There are any number of much more serious objections to aerial megafauna than lack of any obvious role in a trophic web that could have been raised if they just wanted to shoot the idea down; a person who wants to know what the flying whales eat is all but explicitly yes-anding the idea. Sure, you might not have an answer at your fingertips, but acting like it's unimaginative for them to have asked is a really fucking weird way to react.
Big Dumb Objects are of course essential to fantasy worldbuilding, but I feel like a lot of settings needlessly limit themselves in terms of what they can be shaped like. Ooh, it's an enigmatic monolith. Oh, it's a giant inexplicable human face. Wow, it's a really big tree. Next time give your setting a mountain in the exact shape of a coffee mug – that'll really make 'em wonder.
Do you think it's more interesting if Mug Mountain is a volcano or a deep lake?
It's full of root beer.
The real reason your sapient dragon character needs a "rider":
Dragons on the wing are vulnerable to being mobbed by smaller, more agile flyers, particularly in your large rear blind spot, like a bird of prey being mobbed by crows. Having a human armed with a long spear perched on your back helps to dissuade anyone from getting any funny ideas.
Breath weapons are impressive enough on the ground, but in flight they're really only good for strafing stationary targets; trying to use your breath weapon in an aerial dogfight is a good way to get fire up your nose. A real fight calls for sterner measures – and, concomitantly, a crew to aim and reload the cannons.
In today's competitive world, it's not enough to devour a flock of sheep and call it a day if you want to keep your edge. You're accompanied at all times by a qualified personal alchemist tasked with carefully regulating your internal furnace to ensure peak performance, and sometimes you even listen to them.
No dragon of any quality would be caught dead without their valet. It's not as though you can announce your numerous long-winded titles yourself when introductions are called for, can you? You suppose next you'll be expected to pick up the spoils of your conquests yourself, like a common brigand. Perish the thought!
(mob boss voice) What's the matter? Ain't you never seen a skald before? This here guy composes verse to record our, like, magnificent deeds an' shit. (LOUDER) Ey Bragi! Gimme one of those fuckin eddas again!
Fantasy setting where the calendar has exactly twelve months of thirty days, but the year is still 365 days long; the remaining five days are nameless, numberless, considered to be part of no month or year, and may strike at any time, being impossible for mortals to predict in advance – you just wake up in the morning and see the Signs. Sometimes they're widely scattered throughout the year, sometimes you get two or three in a row; all five in one go is either a very good omen, or a very bad one. Some years have six nameless days rather than five and nobody knows why.
This post: *repeatedly emphasies that it's talking about randomly distributed intercalary days*
The notes: "This is just [calendar system in which the intercalary days are not, in fact, randomly distributed]."

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Archery x flower arranging
This was actually really fun!
Anyway, don’t forget I’m still raising money to test a bunch of things in a suit of armour:
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It does actually bother me a little that artificers can't cast Homunculus