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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

"Who cares if it was made by a human or ai?" Do you think i look at things just to titillate my eyeballs with colored pixels? Do you think we surround ourselves with art objects just to engage in visual gluttony? Maybe that is how you, ai simps, engage with art, but for me, every time I look at art I'm thinking about the person who made it. This is not a new thing that I do now that ai exists. I'm always thinking about the emotions of the person who painted something, their intentions, where they were, or at least the technique they used. The more often I look at something the more likely this is to be the source of enjoyment from it. How dare you try to sell me decor objects made by a mindless computer? Am some little bug eater unworthy to be involved in a culture of humans?

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

I'm about 200$ short on rent and I'd love to be able to afford luxuries like hand soap and lightbulbs please hire me please hire me please hire me please hire me

I fucking hate game apps. I wanted to play tetris the otherday so I figured there must be a simple tetris app out there its the most basic game. But every app is like heres your daily log in bonus of 10 gold! You get 5 free plays a day. Here's an ad. To replay a level costs 1 diamond. You can eart gold by earning points in levels. 1000 points = 1 gold. You can exchange 550 gold for one diamond but we have a sale right now that they only cost 500 gold. Heres an ad. You can buy a loot crate of diamonds for 5.99$! You leveled up! Heres 1 free diamond. Youve run out of free replays for today, would you like to buy some more diamonds? Heres your daily tasks, make sure to log in every day this month for a free reward chest. its free! Heres an ad. Would you like to sign up for this credit card to recieve 10 free diamonds? Invite a friend and you can earn points! Ding! Youve leveled up. Heres an ad. This is our special bonus play weekend, you get one free replay and a pack of diamonds only costs 4.99$. You can use your gold to purchase new skins for the tetris blocks. This ones shaped like cats! It costs 100 diamonds. You need to collect them all. Free to play, may be some in-app purchases.

I have a version of mahjong solitaire i sometimes play with occasional banner ads but no in app purchases or any gimmicks like that.

If there are platitudes then there presumably are also plongitudes

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

“look: i’m a sphinx”

you’re right that was important