never gonna be fully happy in life knowing i’ll never be able to stretch like a cat

people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

I've seen enough.

this nap will fix me

made me worse

they should invent a day that does not exhaust me and suck the life out of me

every time i have salmon it's like. bears are right. i would also stand in a stream for this.

They are also right about: honey, berries, napping all winter, and lack of pants. So really, bears are just living the best life possible.

never gonna be fully happy in life knowing i'll never be able to stretch like a cat

is it so bad to want to kill everyone at all times

went on a walk smelled the pine trees. im fine now

crave blood again

I’m literally so so incredibly good at being cozy and in bed covered in blankets and I recieve no recognition for it 😔

the best genre of pokemon are the ones that are just some pink thing

they should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up and feel rested

they should make ibuprofen that lasts forever and ever with no side effects

rice fills me with joy and happiness, but more importantly it fills me with rice

I love cats I love cats I love cats I want to pet them and hug them and sleep with them and play with them

robbers

... the only words in my head are ‘a bandit and her little bandito’.