Im Sorry

I hate taylor swift

seems unfair that we have to remember people longer than we get to love them

CPTSD constantly has me acting so cartoonishly stupid. hello my partner of 4 years who has literally never so much as raised their voice in my direction, i heard you doing dishes a little louder than usual in the other room. are you going to kill me?

Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

Thinking of succumbing to something later

They’re letting people born in 2005 be 21

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

love saying ‘huge if true’ because if that’s true….. then that’s huge

injects you with beer

wait did something happen to Jesus

guys i liedddddd 😭😭😭😭😭 i actually want it 😭😭😭 i want it so bad 😭😭😭😭 i want it so bad its ruining my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭