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[3/50] Favorite Pictures/Gifs of Gerard

#my chemical romance #mcr #gerard way

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i've had this queued for ages

#shoot from the hip #sfth

importantandunavoidable

is the willem dafoe fish sexy

yes, he is sexy

he is kind of sexy for a fish

no, he is not sexy

Voting ended onDec 30, 2024

importantandunavoidable

is willem dafoe "fish sexy?"

yes, he is fish sexy

he is fish sexy for a human

no, he is not fish sexy

Voting ended onDec 31, 2024

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i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

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tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

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lumsel

it's very funny that you can have penis in your g-rated game but only if its a culturally significant penis. another penis would bump the rating up but this one is special. it doesnt count.

emfrots

(x)

midnightssea

Why do I kind of want them to. They have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

thebibliosphere

I booked myself in for a massage tomorrow with my physio lady cause my jaw and neck are all locked up from the dentist today and it makes you fill out a little questionnaire to better tell your PT what kind of treatment you need. except when I was filling it in I’d just taken a bunch of pain killers and words were hard but then I logged back in to make sure I’d actually booked it and

Reason for your visit?

What kind(s) of pain are you experiencing?

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chocolate-mintdromeda

I shouldn’t be laughing, I feel awful, but I’m just imagining you addressing a person this way.

thebibliosphere

Don’t feel too bad, my physio lady was pissing herself laughing when I showed up. Everytime she tried to pull up my profile to talk about the appointment she’d devolve into hearty chuckling while apologizing continually for laughing at my expense.

And for anyone wondering she was able to ease a considerable amount of the pain. Even while occasionally breaking out into bouts of barely suppressed giggling.

I honestly wonder what rules the people who make The Muppets have for which muppets can have sex with people

Like we know that animal has had sex with humans, so has Pepe, kermit, fozzie, I think piggy and so on

But obviously Camellia wouldn't be okay because she's too much like an actual chicken, I don't know if she and gonzo have an asexual relationship

So would that mean bobo isn't allowed because he looks more like a real bear than fozzie?

Rizzo in a lot of movies is treated like a real rat so it would be seen as wrong to sleep with him right, unlike kermit who is a frog but people treat him like a person

It can't be size because pepe and rizzo are similar size, so maybe because pepe doesn't look like a real king prawn

I just wonder whether there's conversations about this going on at muppet hq

And most importantly what does @the-muppet-joker think?

#the muppets

alanaisalive

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

iguanamouth

oh shit

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alanaisalive

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

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Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

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queerfemme

the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

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the moon told me personally that she thinks you’re obnoxious and hopes you never get a girlfriend

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I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause she’s always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it “The Man In The Moon”. She’s a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. She’s a beautiful trans woman

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excalibelle

the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter

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I wanna add to this if it’s ok?? In Hindu mythology, Chandra, the moon, was originally thought of as a male deity. However, as time went on, symbolism involving the moon and the name “Chandra” itself became identified with femininity, with beautiful girls being described as having “moon-like faces,” with their dark, long hair reminding lovers of the midnight sky, and names like “Nilaa” (”moon” in Tamil) and “Indu” (in Sanskrit) are now pretty much now completely girl names!

AlsO Chandra is married to 27 wives, who are all stars. The moon is a trans lesbian and is gay for all the stars in the sky.

fandomssaremysoul

Reblog if you’re gay for the trans lesbian poly moon who supports all woman.

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chongoblog

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

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the silliest man alive btw

#sfth #shoot from the hip #shootimpro #sfthposting #luke manning

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stolen off instagram but i laughed so hard when i saw this

[edit: image description written by @womanfredvonkarma ]

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Went to the store today

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