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you know how in greek myths people who die tragically sometimes get placed among the stars by the gods?
call that
call that a
Its okay, take your time
constellation prize
in my defense they did not specify the order in which i was allowed to take my time!
Dear God these tags are immaculate….
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Ice seals
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Silly Game Time: Would you rather have all your household objects (furniture, dishes, light fixtures, etc.) be octopus-themed in appearance OR be lizard-themed in appearance?
Hmm well I am inclined to sea themes despite being more associated with fire. Seriously I have soo many fire related things to me; astrology sign, chinese zodiac, meaning of my government name, etc.
So octopus theming it is. However I share a living space so let's see if my dorkido whom I love so much differs in opinion.
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Hey Hun, what's your thoughts?
Oh, god, this would probably end up horrible in either direction, depending on how strict the theming is. If it's just a paint job or a pattern, that's fine, but imagine a bowl with octopus suckers molded onto it. Holding it would be so weird. If the mug has a tentacle for a handle it might be fine, but drinking out of something crazier would be hell. Then the lizard theming... Good god, too many scales. Everything covered in scales, everything potentially having weird bumps and edges on it depending on if it's even or not. Sensory hell. Don't even get me started on shit like the toilets... But if it's just a pattern, I'd probably go with the octopus theming too, they have *all* the fucking colors.
I have developed the routine habit of saying that I'm Cocomeloning the cats, and my fiance hates it in the same fashion that Tighnari from Genshin hates Cyno's puns. Which is to say "Not at all really, but we're going to pretend it's an affront to god even though frankly I adore the idiot who's saying it."
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“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?
I need Durin to meet his nieces(?)
They would have the BEST conversations
GAMING NEWS !!
expensive
posts funnier with timestamps on
I am the harbinger of good vibes and nice times
not really!
I am the horseman of the chillpocalypse
not really!
I sow seeds of trust and friendship
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fuck. sorry puki there's nothing I can do
It's one thing to throw shade at Puki, anybody can throw shade at a celebrity. It's another thing to disappoint the Fish, so sorry boys, but it looks like I'm going to prison again.
e me a mail
make the attachment a pic of a snail
give me two gifs
of critters in clover
then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER
I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.
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There are three hundred rats
there's more
Like me :)
But I’m sneaky cuz I’m in the grain so they don’t count me >:)
oh my goodness, rat in the grain, hello I love your work it's great to see you
Likewise I Am A Fish, you’ve been an inspiration :)
I enjoy watching your posts while scuttling in the Grain
a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this
How about you mind your own damn business
Hey, do you guys remember my 18th Century Life Coach, Gary?
He has finally accepted what people have been telling him for years ("Hey, dude, you kinda look like Ben Franklin. You should capitalize on that")
Gary IMMEDIATELY gets out there and takes the most Ben Franklin photo I've ever seen
I just
Behold
just ordered 50 more years of prosperity
just ordered half a year of locusts
that wasn't mathematically satisfying so I just ordered another half a year of locusts, that way we get a clean one year of locusts
Are the locusts meant to be fish food or a plague to send upon your enemies?
The important part of making horrible kitchen concotions is to give them properly horrid names. I have discovered a new dish: The Blended Devil.
It's like deviled eggs, but instead of taking the yolks out of the eggs, you just mash the entire boiled eggs into mush with a fork and mix the rest of the ingredients in there. Eaten from a bowl, with a fork or a spoon depending on the consistency. Or go at it labrador style with your face down in the bowl if you're like that. Not up to me.
That already has a name. It's called egg salad T-T
How is a concotion of eggs, mayo, mustard, and seasonings to taste a salad? It contains zero leafy green or vegetable.
A salad can just be a chopped mix of things. That’s egg salad alright. I put it on sandwiches. You can also put pickle relish and/or chopped onion in it.
If we go by the definition that any chopped mess of random bullshit counts as a salad, then I guess I'm a salad.
If that’s what you feel in your heart I won’t tell you that you’re wrong
What is Earth, if not a very VERY large salad. Just a mess of random, potentially chopped bullshit.
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I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks
Just don't fly too close to the sun.
Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant
he understands the website your honour
The problem with having OCs is that sometimes you wanna read about your little guy being in situations but unfortunately he is YOUR little guy and no one is gonna put him in that situation but you. Tragic.
