apocalypse.

rent-lowering shots: Joss should have had his contract ended too.

“Average enemies to lovers save each other 10 times per show” factoid actually just statistical error. Average enemies to lovers save each other 0 times per show. Shin Soukoku, who are doomed by the narrative and save each other over 1000 times each arc, are an outlier and should not have been counted

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

I've FINALLY realized where the real difference between Canon sskk and Beast sskk lies. I feel enlightened

No matter what organization, form or universe Akutagawa ends up in, he's bound to find Atsushi hot whatever he does.

Atsushi's in denial wherease Aku was raised by Dazai so thats impossible

This is unironically a piece in how I interpret Akutagawa's character. Like he spent his formative years under Dazai I don't think “I'm not gay” was ever an option for him

“Personally I have no interest in saving the day but me and my partner come as a duo that can't be sold separately so now I have no other choice than to tag along in their fight to save the world” is an excellent ship dynamic actually

I was gonna say “omg sskk” and then I realized who OP was… this is absolutely about sskk

stop tagging this saying shit like “me and jakey!!! 🥺”

Hi! I’m an afab nb with major social anxiety and my partner is an amab, masc-presenting nb who babies me appropriately, I know this is talking about straight couples but like. You can’t tell by just looking at stick figures, just like you can’t tell my partner and I are nonbinary just by looking. Straight-passing queer couples exist and don’t deserve hate just for appearing straight. Straight couples can even have queer individuals involved, one or both could be binary trans, or one or both could be bi.

I hope nonbinary Jakey also dies

Any time you feel like you’re behind (especially if you’re in your 20s, but this applies to literally anyone) just look yourself in the mirror and be like “boo hoo you didn’t peak when u were 17. So sad. Whatever shall u do” and I promise u will instantly feel so silly for ever worrying about it

brother no