I reblog sometimes.

Trying somno but we both fall fast asleep expecting the other to do something and end up both having a beautiful nights rest

*Holding out my hand in a peace sign* You can't spell execute without cute! *In my other hand drags a long gnarled blade scraping loudly against the stone*

the mercedes clr incident at le mans is one of the only racing crashes i feel comfortable laughing at because a) nobody was seriously injured and b) it is a little funny that mercedes watched their car do That and were like "okay. uh. you know what we're just never doing le mans ever again"

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

be proud of ‘small’ achievements that are big for you as a disabled person. share them with trusted people, share them online, write them in your journal or your notes app. forge a space for yourself. don’t shrug your successes off just bc they don’t look like much to abled people.

yeah im in a band i play the eggs

i play the eggs in a band

i play eggs.

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

i can never leave this place