Just Stuff I Enjoy

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

the concept of summer >>>>>> what summer is actually like

back in olden times theyd crank out a few good monster movies & then make 47 movies about the monsters sons & daughters & grocery trips etc and john carradine would be in them and then theyd arrange playdates for all the monsters to hang out and fight each other and then once they were done fighting each other theyd start sending them to chase comedians around

don';t ever explore your emotions through fiction this shit is scary

@funnier-as-a-system

the GPU is a tiny and simple minded wizard who can cast one spell very fast: linear algebra

Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.

Please never forget that ēheu, what the background chorus is repeating in Pompeii, just means ‘alas’ or ‘oh no’ or perhaps ‘shucks’ in Latin, which is of course the correct response to realizing you’re on an island where a volcano is exploding.

something I haven't seen people mention about The Hunger Games trilogy and movies is how it genuinely revolutionized the Minecraft server scene

The depths of my coveting for the Haunted Beauty governess Barbie are too great to explain with human language.

I STILL covet that governess Barbie. I also want her outfit in my size.

My mom has the governess and I deeply covet that doll. She is one of the most gorgeous dolls in my mom’s collection and pictures don’t do her justice. She’s the only heirloom I am really looking forward to.

IN WESTERN AUSTRALIA!!!

Oh I had two of these guys! They wiggle when they pouce on their crickets! They really are little cats