Slink back to your hole, worm!

My favorite underrated fantasy series is Fablehaven, and part of why its my favorite is that the two main characters are living two totally different sub-genres of Fantasy despite being siblings and part of the same story. Like Kendra is getting kissed by fairies, and going on picnic dates by the naiad pond with her unicorn boyfriend, and casually getting invites to have tea with the fairy queen. Meanwhile Seth is running for his life from some army or another because once again he accidentally made yet another deal with some evil or morally grey entity who wants at least his servitude if not his soul.

i know ronodin was behind the louvre robbery but i can't prove it

HELP I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT IN ORDER TO TURN THE IMPS BACK INTO FAIRIES THE FAIRIES HAVE TO KISS THEM ON THE MOUTH DJHAHSHA I’M SHOOK I DID NOT REMEMBER THIS

man this piece of media i like that's bad and sucks would be so cool and awesome if it wasnt bad and didnt suck. unfortunately,

So cool!

I have this really bad habit of recommending Fablehaven to people and then only explaining the weird and awful parts. Like yeah I love a lot of it, but instead of mentioning the parts I like I'm gonna tell u about the main character having a brief crush on her cousin.

Who wants some milk

YO??

HELLO!?!??!?!