Random thougths

they put that man in a collar

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Title: Hold My Girl

Summary: Song Drabble #18, requested by @reblogiwill

Characters: Henry Cavill; unnamed wife; daughter Anna 

Word Count: 733

Warnings: Prepare to die of fluff. And he says a curse. Shame on him. 

A/N: Writing is hard, y’all… I’m currently in a state of “all the inspiration in the world but the freakin’ words just don’t want to come out”, and it’s driving me mad. Hopefully this one is up to snuff. Enjoy!

The front door slammed open and shut, startling both Henry and his wife as they made dinner. The clatter of footsteps on the stairs and a sob was the only indicator that it was their youngest, and Henry furrowed his brow. He didn’t like it when she cried; she was his girl. He wiped his hands on a towel and with a kiss to his wife’s forehead, made his way up the stairs to see what the fuss was about. 

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