For thy labours and thy cares shall be heavy

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks

It must be a complete nightmare to be a Carlos or Jannik fan and dislike the other. Like I honestly feel so sorry for you but I won't even try to understand why you choose to feel that way when they both have only respect, admiration and friendship between them 🩷

if yuo are, , in my "notifciations," i see you therue. i see you. im watching,. and i love you

today carlos alcaraz and jannik sinner dared to ask the question: what if we got a breadstick in the first set? and then got broken twice in the second? and then staged a comeback but still ended up losing the set? and then won the third set 6-3? and what if we both ended up winning 42 receiving points in total?

and both of their opponent's first name is tomas

today carlos alcaraz and jannik sinner dared to ask the question: what if we got a breadstick in the first set? and then got broken twice in the second? and then staged a comeback but still ended up losing the set? and then won the third set 6-3? and what if we both ended up winning 42 receiving points in total?

and both of their opponent's first name is tomas

Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"

the thing about the hobbit movies is that even with all the extra bullshit they added to have it stretch across three movies, richard armitage is giving a legitimately heartbreaking performance as a noble king trying to reclaim his home and eventually falling to greed and madness. like he's killing it. he's carrying those movies so hard i dont even remember giving a shit about thorin in the book but i was fully crying when he died in the movies. he put his whole thorussy into that performance if we're being real

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

if i'm running the underdog gimmick and you're running the underdog gimmick, then who's driving the world no 1. bus ?