feet first, don't fall

A guy came up to our table at the pub to invite us to his gig and after he left i told my friends that he is my type (tall kinda gangly and somewhat sickly) and my friend said “yeah! like jannik!” which landed critical damage on me.

“Well maybe not because jannik is—“ “not as cute as that guy?” “No not that. He’s more shy than that guy.” I felt like i was getting shot my god.

i feel like a fake kimi fan bc i am so fine with p3

Charles vs the barriers 😭

“he celebrated his multi year extension with Ferrari by crashing twice in Monaco and now in Spain” diabolical

it’s not gay if your girlfriends are watching

what is the edmonton polycule

hey does anyone have that poem. about the author seeing two boys cuddling on a hotel lobby couch, where he refers to it as something like an island of safe anonymity or smth. its been 5000 years my college boyfriend had it written out and pinned to his wall

let’s all (remembers that suicide jokes are bad) speed in the pitlane

maybe this fic cursed them further idk SORRY